buzz buzz...
Mark: yo. Who dis?
Jack: nobody. Who are you?
Mark: wow rood
Jack: I would talk to you properly if you used correct grammar
Mark: what is this gramma shit?
Mark: *grammar
Jack: hey look you're getting the hang of it!
Mark: thanks! Anyway who are you?
Jack: wow straight to the big questions...
Mark: what do you mean 'big questions'? I'm just asking for your name, phone number, address, date of birth and every scrap of ID about yourself known to the world.
Jack: oh god no. MA! THERE'S A CRAZY PERSON ON MY KIK!!!
Mark: I'm not crazy, just a bit cynical ;)
Mark: so anyway, in all seriousness. Where are you from?
Jack: outerspace.
Mark: you're an alien?
Jack: what if you're the alien?
Mark: oh shit, that's some deep level stuff
Mark: well anyway I gotta go. Talk later?
Jack: yea sure.
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Save me. I have no life.
Yo look fam! I has another shitty ass book! I mean like, yea it's Septiplier but, what did you seriously expect from an account woth the username 'Dantiplier', come on!
Anyway, tell me if this book is shit. In all honesty I don't actually think I will be completing this book but meh.
PEACE OUT!
