Living With Assassins *One Shots*

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Haytham: hey ;)

You: what's up?

Haytham: just wanted to see if you were busy, I'm rather bored

You: well you can come over if you want, I live in a house full of guys tho

Haytham: I'll be over in a few ;)

You: I'll see you shortly :)

Altair's voice pulled you from your phone "what are you doing?"

You shrugged next to him on the couch "nothing"

"You're texting someone" Desmond said from the lazyboy

"Yeah..." You replied cautiously

"Oh yeah? Who are you talking to?" Edward asked

"Probably that douche from the store the other day" Desmond replied

You bit your lip instead of replying

"Wow" Desmond rolled his eyes

"What?" You questioned

"Oh nothing" he replied sarcastically

"I don't like it" Altair stated

"Whats his name?" (Bf/n) asked

"Haytham" you replied and she laughed

"Serious?" She questioned

Edward replied rudely "Yes, and (name) was fighting to keep the drool in while she stared"

"I did not! You're just jealous" you huffed at him

"No" Edward simply replied

"Is he coming over anytime soon?" Your bestie asked and the room went quiet for an answer

"Some time today he will be visiting yes" you answer and Ezio, Edward, Altair, and Desmond all groaned in sync

"I don't see what the big deal is" Connor spoke up

"We could kill him" Edward suggested

"We don't kill without reason grandfather" Connor chided

"How about a good pounding?" Altair asked

"That sounded so wrong" Desmond said and Altair glared across the room at him

"Can we threaten him a little?" Ezio asked

"A little" you agreed and he smirked wildly

"I'm satisfied with that answer" Edward stated

"You won't be going anywhere alone with him.. For your safety of course" Altair brought up

"Agreed " you said and a grin of satisfaction appeared on his face

Knock knock knock

Everyone turned their attention to the door as you made a move to get up Altair and Ezio pulled you back to your seat

"Call for him to come in" Edward said as he leaned his back on the bottom of the couch and threw your legs over his shoulders

"You guys are so stupid" you joked

"That was rude" Ezio said

You yelled for Haytham to opened the door

He followed your voice into the living room seeing all the guys.

Haytham waved cautiously

"I'm sort of stuck so you'll just have to pick a spot " you replied

He sat next to Connor and (bf/n) on the floor

"So what's your name?" You bestie asked

"Haytham" he replied and flashed her a little smile

"I'm sure you know everyone here" you stated and pointed at the guys

"I want to ask for an explanation but I don't think I want to know anything" Haytham replied

"That's good, because we are real and we will really kill you" Ezio replied

"Ezio!" You snapped

"You said we could threaten him a little" Ezio defended

"I didn't say you could threaten his life!"

"You guys are a video game" Haytham stated

"Look heathen, we are real, I am Altair- how is he not getting this?" Altair turned to you

"All looks an no brain" Desmond stated

"Explains why she likes arno" Ezio replied and they laughed

"That is so mean you guys and Ezio you're just jealous because I like him more than you" you said

"I've slept in your bed like how many times now?" Ezio started counted his fingers

"I've gotten the farthest" Edward added

"I've bathed with her" Altair butted in and everyone went silent when Haytham started laughing

"You guys argue like children" Haytham stated

The assassins glared at Haytham.

"I regret not uhh what do they call it? Oh yeah not pulling out sooner" Edward stated and Desmond died laughing

"Bad words, bad words" Altair cat called

"Yeah that was really gross" Ezio stated

"I'm getting up" you said and pushed Edward away with your feet and stood

You tried to make your way to the kitchen but Edward grabbed your foot

"Let go you damn pirate" you jerked your foot from Edward before poking him in the stomach with your fingers

Edward grabbed your hand and pulled you to the floor

"Ugh let go of me!" You tried to escape his grasp

Haytham grabbed your leg and pulled you from Edward

Edward glared at Haytham fiercely, shit.

"What's wrong pops?" Haytham joked and a couple of the guys chuckled followed by instigating oohs

You knew is was going to be a long day