Living With Assassins *One Shots*

one shot confessions

"(Name)" you looked in on Arno reading off your phone

"Why don't you have one shots of me?" He asked

"What do you mean?" You lied

"We know about your little stories (name)" Altair walked in with chips and sat on your bed

"Yeah and I want to know why you haven't made one with me" Arno complained

"I just haven't gotten around to it" you say

"You made two of Ezio" Altair stated

"What about me?" Ezio walked in and sat next to Altair

"The one shots" Arno answered

"Oh si, I'm her favorite" Ezio said eating some of Altair's chips

"Oh really? Well she has one about Edward" Arno said

And Altair added "it's way better than yours"

"What?" Ezio pulled his hood off clearly upset

"Yeah it's got a sex scene" Arno said

"No it doesn't!" You snapped

"What has a sex scene?" Edward asked walking in

"The story (name) wrote about you" Altair stated

"Altair hush!" You scoffed

"Well love I'll do whatever kind of fantasy you want" Edward said wrapping his arms around you from behind and placed a kiss on your neck

"Ewww" Altair, Arno, and Ezio said in sync

"Edward that would never happen" you stated and peeled his arms off and sat next to Arno

"Because she loves me" Arno said

"She might love you but she wants me" Edward said pulling his shirt apart and you turned away into Arno

Altair scowled "you need to stop this isn't Magic Mike"

"How do you know about magic Mike?" You asked

"Netflix... Duh"

"She even wrote one about Connor " Altair continued