Randomized Creepypasta X Reader One-shots

Creepy toons

Hello everyone! Here's a bit of funny for ya!
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(Y/n): Hey look! I found a Rupey! ^o^

BEN: WHAT?! Gimmie!!! *tackles reader* 0o0

(Y/n): nooooooooooo!!! >O<

BEN: *sits on reader* I'm not moving until I get that fucking Rupey! >:(

(Y/n): you can kiss my non-elven ass! I found it first! >:p

*Magical unicorn flies in and randomly dances* ^¤^

(Y/n) and BEN: *looks at each other with a wtf face* (0_0)

(Y/n): I'll give it to you if you kill that thing... T-T

BEN: You got it... *Kills the unicorn* -_-
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Toby: I ruined bloody painters paint and told him it was you...also I'm batman 6_6

Masky: WHAT?! D:<

Toby: I'm batman °_°

Masky: Not that. T^T

Toby: Shut up! No time for explanations, Gothem city needs me! (/>θ<)/
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Laughing Jack: *drinks 12 beers* yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah! ^o^

Eyeless Jack: Lj...I think you've had enough... 0_0

Lj: naaaaah...I'm fine! I-I promise...*falls down* 0_^

Ej: you obviously aren't... 0_0

Lj: *gets up, stumbles a bit* o-ok....I'll show your Gray ass I'm...I'm drunk.... *Slides threw the grass* I'm skating threw the grass~(/^0^)/

Ej: *mumbles* you look like a big dumbass... -_-

Lj: I HEARD THAT YOU PURPLE PICKLE!! >:<

Ej: *face palms*
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(Y/n): but...what if it hurts?

Jeff: it won't I promise~

(Y/n): o-ok....

Jeff: ok.....is it hurting now?

(Y/n): YES! Take it out! Take it out!

Jeff: JUST HOLD ON!

(Y/n): omg there's blood!

Jeff: omg....omg omg omg! I-I think it's stuck!

(Y/n): jeeeeeeeeeff! I'm seeing black spots!

BEN and dark link: *is out side their door, whispers* wtf?

(Y/n): *moans* goooooooooood....it hurts...

Jeff: I know...I think you have to wait a few minutes for it To stop hurting...can you still see?

(Y/n): y-yeah...but can you pull it out?

Jeff: yeah...just...just hold on...

(Y/n): Jeff...please *moans*

Jeff: I know...I'm almost finished...

BEN: their really doing it...

Dl: omg...listen to her moan...

BEN and Dark link: *bust in with a camera and takes a picture* caught ya!

Jeff and (y/n): *Jeff tries to pull the needle out of (y/n)'s eye, (y/n)'s eye is bleeding*

BEN: Wha-?

Jeff: what?

(Y/n): jeff! Hurry up! It's hurting my eye!

Jeff: ok ok ok. *Pulls out the needle*

(Y/n): *sighs in relief*
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Sally: *pokes slender's leg* dad, dad, dad, dad, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, da, da, da, da, daddy, daddy daddy, dad, dad, dad

Slender: WHAT?!

Sally: hi. *Runs away giggling*
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Hoodie: *walks around eating cheesecake*

Jeff: *is being a dick and trips hoodie and snickers*

Hoodie: *falls and face plants into the cheesecake on the floor*

Jeff: *laughs at poor hoodie*

Hoodie: *tears up and sniffles*

Masky: *walks in and sees hoodie on the floor and Jeff laughing at him, hoodie protection mode activates*

Jeff: oh SHIT! *Runs away*

Masky: *chases after Jeff, comes back and gives hoodie another slice of cheesecake and fork, hugs him and runs off again*

Hoodie: *smiles and eats the cheesecake* t-thank y-you m-masky-Kun!

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Extra: what creepypastas do when their drunk

Ej: *is drunk and on the Chandler with a pink dress and tiara* :-) =-O :-) =-O :-) =-O :-)) :-)) :-| :-) :-| :-| IM A PRETTY PINK PRINCESS!!!

Slender: EJ GET DOWN NOW!

Ej: NEVER! It's my castle!

Slender: who the fuck let Ej have beer this time?

All: *points To Toby*

Toby: what?! I wanted to know what he does when he's drunk...now I know...

Jeff: I am now scared for life...he's not even Wearing any boxers...

Ej: you all are worthless servants...*hiccups and falls assleep*
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Well that's all I could come up with...well except the Toby and masky scene, that's from the pic and the slender and Sally scene...that's from family guy...hope you enjoyed!!!!!! ^-^