K this is just a crack chapter. Gg.
Wtf am I writing
Karma: *busts through the door* SURPRISE BITCHES, HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR ALL OF YOU!
Nagisa: Karma, please cal-
Karma: NO, I'M NOT LISTENING TO A STRIPPER.
Maehara: Are you high???
Karma: *leans in real close* I know where you went last night. And every single night. Tryna help the class rep out.
Isogai: *walks in* You called?
Karma: Y'all hoes.
Isogai: ??? Excuse me??
Karma: *hands the following images to Kayano and Nakamura*
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(Thank you for this one amber_manz )
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Kayano: *stares at stripper Nagisa*
Nakamura: Oi, when did you guys cut off your dicks? Nice breast implants btw.
Isogai: *looks at pics**blushes* WHAT ON EARTH?!
Maehara: *studies himself* Hawt damn do I look good.
Nagisa: *crying in the corner*
Karma: Again, y'all hoes.
Isogai: Did Bitch-sensei tell you about it?!
Karma: *nods*
Maehara: C'mon, being a stripper makes a lot of money!!
Nagisa: WAIT, YOU TWO ARE ACTUALLY FULL TIME STRIPPERS?!
Nakamura: *drooling* WAIT DO YOU GUYS HAVE MASOGAY PERFORMANCES?!
Panda: *magically appears and throws hundreds of copies of the following image in the air before disappearing*
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(You have no fucking idea how much i laughed while editing this piece of shit)
Maehara: *high pitched shriek* PANDA-CHAN, NO!!!
Isogai: WHERE DID SHE GET THAT?!
Kayano: ...*still staring at stripper Nagisa**mumbling* Cute af but bigger boobs than me...
Nakamura: *money signs in her eyes* WAIT IF WE SOLD THIS TO OKAJIMA WE'D GET HELLA MONEY JUST SO HE CAN FAP TO IT FAM!!
Karma: *grabs all the scattered photos* LEGGO
Nagisa: WAIT PLEASE NO
Nakamura and Karma: *disappears**reappears with loads of money*
Karma: He bought them like they were drugs bruh.
Nakamura: We hella rich now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Maehara: *sobs* I can feel myself being fapped on.
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I literally have no idea what i just wrote
I edited all those pictures (except Maehara) myself and i have no regrets lmfao
Thats as crack as its gonna get when i try and im tired LOL
Thats it for my anniversary celebration. Thanks again for sticking around with me for a full year :)
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