OH NO I messed up the Naruto world

EPIC FAIL! And weird ninja stuff.

“But that's too dangerous, sensei.” I say halfheartedly.

“I agree with Nell-chan, you're so slow. You couldn't even dodge a chalk eraser.” Naruto bragged. Dude he's in for a shock I wish I could laugh at him but I'm supposed to be serious.

“In society, those don't have many abilities tend to complain more. Just ignore the guy with the lowest score.”

“But some of the ones that complain are just trying to warn others not to piss them off. Plus not everyone is good at tests.” I say.

“Start when I say 'Ready, start.” But Naruto charges at Kakashi with his kunai, and it all begins. Naruto's attack gets used against him, obviously as in the show. They talk, and Kakashi yells start. I took off, and hid in a random tree. Yay! Let the fun that I've only seen on TV begin. Hmm I should record this. I take out my IPod and record it all.

“Let's have a match fair and square!” Naruto says.

“Hey, aren't you a little weird compared to the rest?” He say. Wow I feel hurt Kakashi doesn't think I'm weird.

“What's weird is your hair style!” Naruto charges. Is it bad I can recited this without even looking at them? Yea probably oh well. Naruto stops when Kakashi reaches into his ninja bag for Icha Icha Paradise. Yes, I can steal that later.

“Ninja tactic know-how number one, Tai-Jutsu. I'll teach you that first.” Kakashi says. He pauses for a minutes then takes out Icha Icha Paradise.

“Huh?!” Naruto says all confused.

“What's the matter? Come and get me.”

“But, um, um... Why did you take out a book?”

“Why? I got curious as to how the story is going to develop. Don't worry about it. It's the same whether I read this or not.”Naruto clenches his fist and charges Kakashi.

“I'm going to pound you!” Kakashi blocks Naruto's punch. “Damn... Roundhouse kick!” Kakashi dodges that too. “Ah, damn it!” Naruto comes in for another punch, but Kakashi has vanished, and appears behind him. “Huh?” I make a clone and sent it to go away from me then say Sakura's line.

“A ninja should not let the enemy get behind him multiple times, Baka.” Kakashi put his hands in the seal.

“Naruto, run! You're going to die!” My clone jumped out and said.

“You're too late.” Kakashi begins to rise his seal “Hidden village of Konoha's,” Oh yea funny part here you come, “Secret Tai-Jutsu Master Art! A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!!!” Kakashi yells. Then made Naruto fly into the lake with the butt poke. I burst out laughing. Crap! He knows where I am now. I quickly run from that spot and go like half way around that clearing. I stop recording.

“Let's see...” Kakashi says .Two shurikens come flying out towards him from the water, but the shurikens are caught like rings on both of Kakashi's fingers. Cool! I want to do that. “What's wrong? You won't get any lunch if you don't get a bell by noon.”