OH NO I messed up the Naruto world

Jesus and National yaoi day

“Yea you're right.” Kathy says.

“I know how about we all hang out together?” I say.

“OK that sounds good.” Kathy says.

“Is that OK with you, two?”

“Umm...” Naruto says.

“Come on, you're trying to teach Konohamaru to do Sexy Jutsu and I pretty much just mastered it in a matter of seconds.” I say.

“Fine. Let's go.” Naruto starts walking away, and we all follow. We hang out with Naruto and Konohamaru until a little before sunset.(About the time they go into the forest.) Then Payne and me walk Kathy to her new home.

“Hey, can we go try to be Jesus now?” I say after she is inside.

“Let's go to the lake thingy near Sasuke's house, then.”

“Yea! To the lake thingy near Sasugay's house.” We trained there for a while, by the time it was dark Payne, and I could walk on water. Although Payne is better at it than me. Then we walk to Sasugay's and call it a night.

I wake up to guess what. Actually no one woke me up. Everyone's still asleep. Oh Yea! Prank time! I hope Sasugay's a heavy sleeper because I know Payne is. Time to scar them for life. I go to Sasuke's room. Haha this going to be good Sasugay sleeps without a shirt on. I drag him to Payne's room. Then I put Sasuke on the bed as quietly as I can. Yes no one woke up. I put their arms so they're hugging each other. Then I go to my room, and grab my IPod. I go to Payne's room, and take a picture of them. Hehe I know the perfect song for this. I set an alarm on it, for three minutes that should give me enough time to get out of the room, with the song I want to play. I put it on Payne's nightstand. Then I walk out, and look in the room but so they can't see me. Time to wait. Soon it goes off playing 'Its guy love' from the Scrubs. They both shot up sitting there totally confused. I innocently walk into the room.

“Oh there it is.” I say acting like I'm here for my IPod. I look at them still hugging. “Wow OK I must be interrupting. Sorry I'll leave.” I say walking to the door. They both jump away from each other.

“What the- why are you in my bed, Sasuke?” Payne says at the same time Sasuke says. “What the- how did I end up here?”

“Did you two have to much to drink last night or something?” Damn its hard not to burst out laughing. I can't hold it, and just burst out laughing. They look from me to each other.

“You did this!” Payne states sounding really pissed, and pointing a finger at me.

“W- ha- hat? Ha its ha Nat-ha-ional ha yaoi haha day.” I mange to get out. (translation: What? Its National yaoi day.)

“You're annoying.” Sasugay says.

“I think the phase you're looking for is cool.” I say.