Percy Jackson x Reader One-shots

Mad-What? (Jason)

"Jaaaccceeee. I'm bored," you whine to your boyfriend.

You and Jason were hanging out in cabin 1 when you suddenly became bored. "Well, what do you want to do?" Jason asks.

"How about Mad Libs? My (M/P) got me into it."

"Mad- What?" Jason asks.

"It's- well it's hard to explain just-just wait here," you say. You walk over to your bag in the corner and take out a notebook and walk back to Jason. "Okay, I'll ask you for a word and you give it to me."

"Okay, whatever," he says.

"Okay give me a noun."

"Homes."

"Now give me a number. And no, it cannot be one."

"Fine. Do eleven."

"Adjective."

"Silly."

"Is that an insult? Anyway now I need another noun."

"Outdoors."

"A game, and not capture the flag or war games."

"Well, your no fun. How about... Uno."

"Now, an adjective."

"Umm, fuzzy."

"Okay, color."

"Blue."

"How'd I guess that? Now give me a... liquid? That's weird."

"Hot chocolate, cause that's what I want."

"Later Peter Pan, later. Once again noun."

"Cat."

"That was random. Another noun."

"Girls. Why so many nouns?"

"Don't know, don't care. Okay last time, noun?"

"Ugh... bedroom."

"Last but not least, adjective."

"Large."

You read off the paragraph and laughed for a good minute.

Chocolate Bunny!

Schools are closed at Easter time and all the

homes get eleven weeks off. The

silly teachers get a vacation.

There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation.

Some kids hang around and watch the outdoors.

Others go outside and play Uno. Little

kids will color fuzzy eggs. They use a package

of blue dye. They pour into a bowl full of

hot chocolate. Then they dip the cat in the

bowl and then rinse it off. After the girls

are dried you place them in the Easter bedroom

along with a large chocolate bunny!