5sos Blurbs

Ashton blurb

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Dating Ashton would include;

-honey you want touch me until you shower

-ashton please condition you're hair

-I'll give you a blowjob if you throw out those cargo shorts

-ashton are those the same boxers you wore yesterday

-ashton why do all of my shirts have holes in them

-babe we went camping last night

-ashton this bandana smells like ass

-fine I'll play with you're hair

-ashton we have company please put a shirt on

-giggling

-peace love and blowjobs

-NO STOP ASH THE TICKLE MONSTER IS STUPID!!

-tummy raspberrys

-DON'T TICKLE ME WITH YOU'RE BEARD EITHER!!

-naming you're pets after stars and Greek gods

-you're*****

-would you please stop taking pictures of me

-what does that tweet even mean

-no you had vegemite toast for lunch

-okay babe but look at the sugar content

-throwing his hair out the window like rapunzel

-sorry daddy