Stigma Love's Algorithm [ A BTS x Reader Poly ]

Chapter 80: Love, Laughter & Liquor

Yoongi glares at him. "I will end you."

Tae just beams. "See? This is exactly what I mean."

Yoongi groans, slumping in his seat, reaching for his drink like it's his only salvation. His ears are now a deep shade of red, his usual gruffness completely undone.

And Namjoon?

Oh, he's having the time of his life.

Still smirking, still unbothered, he turns his gaze to Yoongi and-winks.

Yoongi chokes.

I swear to god, he physically jolts like someone just electrocuted him.

Joon just grins, biting his lip slightly, like he knows exactly what he's doing.

"Oops," he murmurs.

The table erupts.

Oppa is screeching.
Tae is full-on screaming.
I can barely breathe.

Yoongi, officially done, downs his entire drink in one go before slamming the glass down with a deadpan

"I'm leaving."

Tae lunges to stop him.

"Noooo, hyung, we love this for you!"

Yoongi glares at all of us, looking like he's debating all of his life choices.

Meanwhile, Namjoon just stretches, looking pleased as hell, before turning to Yoongi, voice smooth and dangerous.

"Leaving already?" he purrs. "But we were just getting to the good part."

Yoongi's eye twitches.

We lose it all over again.

"Okay, okay, let's all settle-calm down, babe," I say, twirling my glass between my fingers, watching Yoongi still looking like he wants to murder us all.

I take my time, drawing out the anticipation, letting the tension simmer.

Yoongi, already looking suspicious, crosses his arms. "Why do I feel like I'm about to hate this?"

I flash him an innocent smile-one he definitely doesn't buy. Then I finally drop it

"Never have I ever... faked an orgasm."

The reaction is instantaneous.

Jin oppa chokes on his drink. Tae lets out a scandalized gasp.

Namjoon and Yoongi both freeze, eyes darting around like they're calculating escape routes.

Then Namjoon takes a drink.

I cackle. "Oh my God."

Yoongi's eyebrows shoot up as he turns to Joon. "You?"

Namjoon shrugs, utterly shameless.

"It was college. I was young. I was tired."

Jin is already groaning into his hands.

"Oh God I thought it was with me"

Joon snaps his head to him and smirks

"Not a damn chance, baby"

I chuckle as I see Jin oppa's ears and neck turn tomato-red.

Tae, meanwhile, looks personally betrayed.

"Why did you fake it?! How did you fake it?!"

Namjoon just grins, leaning back in his chair. "Wouldn't you like to know?"