Joon chokes on his water.
Taehyung gasps so dramatically you'd think he just discovered the meaning of life.
"OH MY GOD I ALMOST FORGOT."
His entire face lights up with unhinged glee.
"Joonie hyung, did you seriously get a hard-on from Noona's tits?"
Jin oppa snorts.
"Oh, he did."
I, gleeful, completely unapologetic, take a slow sip of my drink before grinning at Namjoon.
"I mean... I am flattered."
Joonie groans, dragging a hand down his face.
"I-No. That's not-"
Yoongi raises a brow.
"...Not what, exactly?"
Tae leans closer, eyes twinkling.
"Not what, Joonie hyung? Not a hard-on? Because, uh-we all saw you practically clutching your dick like your life depended on it."
Oppa, grinning, nods along.
"It was actually quite the reaction."
Joon groans louder.
"It was a PHYSIOLOGICAL RESPONSE."
I laugh, leaning into Jin oppa.
"Oh? So, what you're saying is-I got you hard completely on accident?"
Namjoon's jaw clenches, his ears going red.
"Oh my fucking god."
Jin oppa gasps dramatically, clutching his chest.
"She's so powerful."
Yoongi snickers.
"Honestly, I respect it."
Tae, giddy, wheels around to me.
"Noona, do it again and let's see if he reacts the same way."
Namjoon whips his head toward him, scandalized.
"TAEHYUNG."
Tae shrugs, entirely innocent.
"What? It's for science."
Yoongi nods sagely.
"Yeah. Patterns, Joon. We need data."
Namjoon glares at all of us.
"I need new soulmates."
Jin rests his chin on his palm, smirking.
"Oh please, you love us too much."
Namjoon grumbles, defeated.
"...It's tragic."
I giggle, eyes gleaming.
"Joonie, baby, you're never living this down."
Namjoon groans again but finally lets out a soft chuckle, shaking his head.
"Okay. Are we done humiliating me?"
Tae grins.
"For now."
And then-as if the universe sensed his suffering wasn't over yet-
Yoongi hums thoughtfully, swirling his drink in his glass.
"So, Jin hyung-how'd you and Joon even meet, anyway?"
Namjoon pauses.
Jin oppa stills.
I blink, my curiosity immediately piqued.
"Oh. Oh. We're finally getting this story."
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