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Chapter 74: Ski Slopes and Scandals

Namjoon chuckles, patting Jin’s back. “Come on, hyung. It’s not like we got banned—”

“WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BANNED.”

Yoongi snorts as he coos wacha currently curled on the table sleeping in front of him. He boops her nose before glancing up.

“You’re so dramatic.”

Jin oppa whirls on him. “YOU STARTED IT.”

Yoongi gasps. “Excuse me?! Who told you to be so loud last night?!”

Jin oppa groans again, dropping his head onto the table. “I hate this family.”

Namjoon, still being the absolute worst, hums. “No, you don’t.”

Jin oppa sighs deeply, finally lifting his head.

“You’re right.” He exhales.

“I unfortunately really love you guys.”

A beat of silence.

Tae grins. “Love you too, hyung~”

Jin oppa glares. “I hate you.”

Tae giggles. “No, you don’t.”

Oppa mutters something under his breath before sighing dramatically and taking a sip of coffee.

Honestly?
We all slept like logs last night.

It was the best sleep I’ve had in ages—probably because we were thoroughly exhausted from our very eventful evening.

Which is why I’m currently curled up on the couch playing with Yeontan, still in my pajamas, with a very clingy Yoongi wrapped around me like an octopus.

Tae is lying across the floor with a curled up wacha on his chest, his head in Namjoon’s lap, humming as Joon absentmindedly strokes his hair.

Jin oppa is still the breakfast table, staring longingly at his coffee like he wishes it could erase his memories.

“Alright,” Namjoon announces, stretching. “What’s the plan for today?”

Tae perks up immediately. “Skiing!”

I groan, burying my face into Yoongi’s shoulder. “Ugh, Tae, we already told you—if I fall even once, you’re carrying me down the mountain.”

Tae gasps, hand on his chest. “Noona, that is a privilege, not a threat.”

Yoongi snorts, voice still husky from sleep. “I’ll carry you.”

I perk up immediately. “Wait, really?”

Yoongi hums, nuzzling into my neck. “Mmm. If you fall, I’ll catch you.”

A shiver races down my spine.

Tae cackles. “See, this is exactly why we needed that extra hour—”

Jin oppa lunges across the table.
“I swear to God—”

Namjoon grabs Jin’s wrist, laughing. “Hyung, you’re gonna spill your coffee—”

Jin oppa seethes, jabbing a finger at all of us. “I am filing a lawsuit against this entire relationship.”

Yoongi, still unbothered, lifts his coffee. “Good luck with that, hyung, we have a very capable criminal lawyer as a soulmate.”

I shake my head, wheezing, as I look around the room. “Alright, so skiing during the day—”

“AND—” Tae cuts in dramatically.

I sigh. “And we promise we’ll do the Christmas tree and decorations tonight.”