Stigma Love's Algorithm [ A BTS x Reader Poly ]

Chapter 64: Spoiled and Spellbound

Namjoon's already leaning forward, eyes wide with curiosity. "Yeah, you're holding in a scream."

I fail. The scream rips out of me like a fire alarm.

Yoongi nearly jumps out of his skin. "What the hell?!"

I roll onto my side, half-laughing, half-screaming, as Wacha meows indignantly and hops off my stomach.

"Yoongs," I gasp. "Yoongi."

"What?" Yoongi repeats, now fully alert. Jin oppa and Joon both look like they're watching live comedy.

I bite my lip, cheeks burning, and without a word, I hit forward on the message thread and send it straight to Yoongi.

His phone buzzes on the screen. We all wait as he picks it up, opens the messages-and then?

Min Yoongi freezes.

Like, stunned into actual silence.

Mouth opens. Closes. Opens again. His thumb swipes across the screen like he's rereading it.

"Uh-oh," Namjoon whispers dramatically, elbowing Jin Oppa.

Oppa grins wide. "Oh no. What did the bear cub do now?"

Yoongi blinks, then... laughs.

A sharp, incredulous laugh that dissolves into full-blown, breathless cackling.

"The little shit," Yoongi wheezes, clutching his stomach. "He never stops."

I'm practically kicking my legs on the bed now, completely undone.

"He's UNREAL, Yoongs! You didn't even get through a full day without him plotting another date!"

Jin oppa, wiping a tear from his eye, reads from his own phone where Yoongi forwarded the message.

"A Queen should be treated like a Queen... and he'll give you a Palace?!"

Joon snorts. "Where is he finding this energy?!"

Yoongi's wiping his eyes. "He's insane. He's unhinged."

"But romantic!" I defend, grinning wide. "God, this is adorable."

"Adorable?" Yoongi deadpans.

"He called himself your most handsome and charming soulmate. And said all the hyungs have nothing on him."

Oppa cackles. "He's coming for all of us."

Joon nods solemnly. "We are not prepared."

Yoongi leans back, sighing as though he's accepted his fate. "We don't stand a chance."

I giggle, cheeks warm. "Honestly, I'm impressed."

"He's relentless," Jin oppa says, voice laced with fondness. "Kid's been waiting for that Romantic Connection and now he's on a mission."

Joon grins. "He's going to steamroll all of us."

Yoongi shakes his head, but there's no real frustration there. Just amusement and a quiet fondness that softens his whole face. "He's... ridiculous."

"And yet?" I tease, resting my chin on my hand.

"And yet," Yoongi exhales, smiling despite himself. "I love him."

Jin oppa coos dramatically. "Awww, Yoong's gone soft."

Joon hums. "He's so in love."

Yoongi groans. "You're all the worst."

We all burst into laughter again, warmth filling every inch of my chest.

The teasing, the chaos, the endless love for Taehyung-it's overwhelming, but in the best way.