Stigma Love's Algorithm [ A BTS x Reader Poly ]

Chapter 47: Of Court Cases and Couch Spaces

Yoongi had been sitting on the couch, scrolling through his phone when there was a CRASH loud enough to shake the walls.

Taehyung stood frozen in the middle of the living room, surrounded by fallen books, knick-knacks, and a very alarmed Yeontan.

"Noona," he had whispered. "It was the wind."

"We're inside, Tae!"

Exhibit B:
The kitchen wars.

Yoongi trying to cook. Me reaching for plates. Taehyung trying to steal food.
Chaos.

"Cub, move-"

"Hyung, I just want one bite-"

"It's still raw Tae!"

Noona why are you hugging the side of the fridge?"

It always ended the same way-someone bumping into someone else, things dropping, and Wacha looking at us like we were all disappointments.

Exhibit C:
The closet situation.

Or, as Taehyung called it: The Great Clothing Crisis.

"Hyung, why are your clothes taking up most of the space?"

"Because I actually fold mine."

"I do fold mine!"

"Piling them in a chair doesn't count, bear cub."

Exhibit D
The bathroom.

"HYUNG, GET OUT!"

Yoongi sighs, bathroom door opened with Tae squirming at the doorway as he brushes his teeth lazily, ignoring the about-to-explode cub.

"I'm literally using the sink," Yoongi says, unimpressed.

Taehyung groans. "DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN HOLDING THIS?!"

I walk past, cocoa in hand, and pause. "You do know there's another bathroom right?"

Taehyung blinks.

Then he gasps in betrayal. "YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN SUFFERING EVERY DAY FOR NO REASON?!"

Yoongi doesn't even stop brushing his teeth. "Yeah. Sounds about right."

Back in the restaurant, I defend my apartment

"Hey! That last one was Tae's fault for not knowing we have two bathrooms!" I says with a smug

"Noona I've been staying there for almost 5 months and you guys didn't even tell me!" Tae quips in defense as he lunges another piece of meat to his mouth

"You're not a guest, you should have explored" I grin feeling like I'm winning this

"I didn't explore your apartment because I didn't want to run into a secret sex dungeon all of a sudden!!" Tae announces proudly

I choke on my drink and I see Tae looking all smug knowing I lost this battle

"Maybe we should get one" Yoongi adds

"YOONGI!" I screeched

They both burst out laughing at my now flustered tomato red face.

I sigh, rubbing my temples.
"Fine," I admit. "Maybe we could use more space."

Yoongi says as he finally breathes from laughing too much "Glad you see reason, baby."

Taehyung still laughing claps his hands together. "We should start looking! Imagine-our own space, big enough for everything. Wacha gets her own room. Yeontan gets a yard. I get a studio. Noona gets a big kitchen. And Hyung gets... well, hyung gets us."