Stigma Love's Algorithm [ A BTS x Reader Poly ]

Chapter 38: Lies We Can See Through

I groan. "Again?"

Y/N snorts. "He's relentless."

Another message pops up.

Taehyung (Group Chat)
Also, I'm gonna be annoying about this forever. No take-backs. 😌

I sigh, rubbing my temples. "He really doesn't know when to stop, does he?"

Y/N grins, typing back.

Y/N (Group Chat)
We already know our Soulmap is glowing, Tae. You don't need to remind us every five minutes. 😭

His reply is instant.

Taehyung (Group Chat)
BUT IT'S SO RED IT LOOKS LIKE A SUPER SAIYAN POWER-UP.

Taehyung (Group Chat)
Yoongi-hyung, how does it feel knowing you're a human cheat code? 👀

I groan.

Y/N snorts. "Oh my god, he's still going."

Another message pops up.

Taehyung (Group Chat)
Seriously, though. The app should add a new level after Passionate Connection: Tae-Approved Connection. 😆

Taehyung (Group Chat)
Or like... A 'Damn, You Guys Are So Horny for each other' phase.

Taehyung (Group Chat)
Or 'Yoongi Finally Stopped Holding Back And Ruined Noona' phase.🤭

I pinch the bridge of my nose. "I'm blocking him."

Y/N is cackling. "You say that every time, and yet..."

I exhale. She's right. I never do.

Because as much as Taehyung is an absolute menace, I like how excited he is about us.

Still, he's not getting a reply from me.

Y/N, however, has no self-control.

Y/N (Group Chat):
Tae, go to sleep. 😭

Taehyung (Group Chat):
NO. 😌

I sigh dramatically. "He's exhausting."

Y/N grins. "Yeah, but we love him."

I glance at her, the warmth in my chest growing. "Yeah. We do."

Y/n giggles as our phones buzz again

Taehyung (Group Chat):
But YOU guys won't be sleeping much, huh? 🤭🔥🔥🔥

I sigh.

Y/N smirks, setting her phone down. "Tae's just saying what we're all thinking."

I arch a brow. "What? That we won't be sleeping?"

She hums, stepping closer. "That... and that you totally caved first."

I scoff. "Excuse me?"

"You did. You snapped." She grins. "You went from 'I have self-control' to 'baby, you don't understand how hard I'm holding back' real fast."

I stare at her blankly. "You're literally quoting Tae."

She cackles. "Because he's right."

I roll my eyes. "You are so-"

Before I can finish, she suddenly grabs a handful of water from the sink and flicks it at me.

I flinch, blinking as cold droplets hit my face.

She gasps dramatically, slapping a hand over her mouth. "Oh no."

I wipe my cheek slowly, then arch a brow. "Oh no?"