~💜🍑Ask Shadowpeach🍑💜~

~💜🍑Ask #43🍑💜~

This ask is from FresaStar190 on AO3!: To macaque and Wukong here: ........did you guys get married and if you did then who proposed first and when did you have a wedding and also what kind of wedding is it anyway?

To Wukong: spray yourself with this perfume, *hands him a plume perfume that macaque was practically purring through town* it's a plum perfume, this will maybe make macaque love your scent more

Also your welcome macaque for giving you a plum perfume and also *gives 50 plum perfume and a name of the stores* here is the store names that sells plums themes that you liked and here is the name of the perfume store that you can buy, and for Wukong here is *50 peach perfumes and a store name map* this is a store where it sells practically all peaches section themes and sorry about the umm *bunny hoodie* incident, I still hope you like my gifts and forgiveness gift😅☺️

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Later that afternoon with the black & light purple skull skirt still on Macaque went out and brought a new couch while Wukong stayed back on Flower Fruit Mountain to train MK who had shown up about an hour before Macaque had left.

Surprisingly enough, the kid had nothing to say when he realised that both Wukong & Macaque were wearing skirts instead of their normal pants but just shrugged and asked how their day had been so far and asked Wukong what today's training was.

Both monkeys were pleasantly surprised by this, knowing their cub was raised right from just that interaction alone.

After all, not many would react that way when seeing a male in a skirt.

Anyway, Macaque ended up buying an extremely comfortable black & purple couch. 

He knows it's extremely comfortable because he tested it out...and had to be woken by a worker because he fell asleep, but let's not talk about that!

Instead, let's talk about the look both Wukong & MK gave him when they came in from training to see Macaque lazing on the new black & purple couch he brought.

The King shook his head with a smile.

Wukong: Of course. I should've known you'd choose a black & purple couch, Mac.

The shadow shrugged and gave him a smirk.

Macaque: What can I say? I love the colours.

MK looked between them and decided it was best to go now since training was finished for the day, and Pigsy would kill him if he wasn't back soon, so saying goodbye to the two Celestial monkeys, MK ran out of the hut and launched himself into the air using the staff before forming a cloud and speeding off.

No sooner had MK left did the floating screen return to bother them once more.

Wukong made his way over and sat next to Macaque on the new couch and immediately chirped pleasantly at how comfortable it was.

Macaque smirked with a small chuckle.

Macaque: Extremely comfortable, isn't it?

The golden monkey nodded quickly.

Wukong: Extremely!

Macaque's smirk became bigger, and both turned to start reading the questions brought to them.

Wukong was the first to speak.

Wukong: Yeah, we're married alright. Got married just before attacking the Celestial Realm!

Macaque picked up.

Macaque: Our wedding was an old-fashioned one where we shared some wine to tie us together until the end of time.

Macaque: Though because of our plan to attack Heaven, we never did get to have a proper honeymoon. 

He chuckled bitterly.

Macaque: Unless, of course, you count fighting Heaven as a honeymoon.

Wukong shifted awkwardly at the mention of the honeymoon since it was true they never did have one unless the attack counted, which it surely didn't since the Brotherhood was there, and they didn't get to have any sex.

The bitterness in Macaque's tone also didn't go unnoticed by Wukong, but he tried to distract himself from it by reading and answering the next question.

Wukong: Um, I don't know...

A plum perfume bottle floated out of the screen, and the King carefully took it and looked it over.

Macaque stared at the bottle of plum perfume in Wukong's hand before looking back at the screen to read the last thing on it. 

His ears quickly perked up, and he immediately opened a shadow portal allowing the two boxes to appear in the living room.

He walked over to the box that has a picture of a plum on it and opened it to see all the 50 bottles of plum perfume in it, and his eyes immediately turned to slits.

He turned his head to Wukong, who was too busy looking at the single plum bottle in his hands before looking back at the heavenly plum perfume in the box and grabbing two bottles.

He stared at them for a moment before his eyes slowly drifted over to the new couch he had just brought. It was also at this time that Wukong noticed how quiet it had gotten and looked over at Macaque.

Wukong noticed the box of plum perfume. Next he noticed Macaque held two bottles and was also staring at the couch intensely.

It didn't take long for him to figure out what Macaque was planning, and his golden eyes immediately widened.

The King narrows his eyes and speaks in a firm tone.

Wukong: No.

Macaque glanced at him before starting to walk towards the couch they had abandoned at some point while answering the questions.

Wukong growled.

Wukong: Macaque, stop!

He was ignored as Macaque pressed a claw under each perfume bottle's lid and flicked them clean off with little effort.

Realising his mate wasn't listening, Wukong growled louder and spoke in a commanding voice.

Wukong: Macaque, don't you DARE pour that perfume on the new couch you just brought!

Finally, Macaque froze and turned his head towards Wukong and stared him right in the eye before flicking his wrists, spraying plum perfume all over the new couch.

Wukong's screech could be heard all the way back in Megapolis.

Wukong: MACAAAAAAAAAQUE!!

~Small Bonus Scene!~

Wukong: Hey, wait, why did you get just a store name, but I got both a store name and a map?

Macaque: Oh, I don't know, maybe because sometimes you channel your inner Zoro and get lost.

A bunch of offended monkey noises followed.