This ask is from SerpantQueen on AO3!: Question for Wukong: Would Macaque fluff up like a puffball if you use a blow dryer to dry his fur? Or like with a large towel? This is for...science reasons. Very educational (Like after a shower or something. Since he has such thick fur)
For the Majestic Macaque: Have you ever pulled a prank on Wukong? Also *gently drops 2 large boxes and 3 pie boxes* it took a while to find/make them but, enjoy! There are also some crochet/knitted plum items made with really soft yarn for one-of-a-kindness. Like plum plushies and plum shaped/themed blankets!:D Not that you want or need them ;)
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The peach cupcakes had just finished cooling, so Macaque was now icing them with peach icing since Wukong refused to have any other kind of icing on his peach cupcakes.
Wukong himself was now impatiently sitting on the countertop next to the oven because when he tried to sit closer to where Macaque was icing the cupcakes to try and steal a taste of the peach icing he made, the black-furred monkey slapped him into a wall with his tail and threatened the golden-furred monkey with a week sleeping on the couch.
The King could barely survive ONE night on the couch, so there was no fucking way he was risking a week on the thing because he wanted to taste the icing before Macaque was done icing and decorating the cupcakes.
Yes, no matter how comfortable the couch was, it had nothing on sleeping in a nest with his precious Plums.
With Wukong not interfering with the icing process like he had with the batter, Macaque was able to finish icing all 12 cupcakes in just 3 minutes.
Now all that was left to do was to cut up a peach and add a slice on top of each cupcake, then he'll be done, and Wukong can go ham on them.
Grabbing a large peach, Macaque set to cutting it but paused when he noticed Wukong staring holes into the peach.
Not wanting to lose the peach to the golden monkey, Macaque grabbed the bowl that had leftover icing and offered it to his mate, who didn't waste time in snatching it and grabbing a spoon to start eating the icing in the bowl.
Rolling his amber eyes at his mate's eagerness, the black monkey went back to cutting up the large peach into slices and carefully placing a slice on top of each cupcake.
6 cupcakes in, he quickly realised he'd still have peach slices left over, so he decided to instead put two peach slices on top of each cupcake instead of one.
Behind him, Wukong was happily licking a spoonful of icing, his golden-furred tail wagging in the air behind him.
Placing the last peach slice on the last cupcake, Macaque turned around just in time to witness the floating screen appear behind Wukong and bump him, causing him to drop the bowl of leftover icing he had been eating.
A loud clanging rang out as the bowl hit the ground, both monkeys stared at the bowl and icing on the floor.
It was silent for a second, then Wukong screeched and whipped around to face the screen and threw a punch.
Wukong: YOU FUCKING KILLED MY ICING!
The punch connected with the screen, but some type of force field protected it, so once the punch connected, a force sent Wukong flying into the living room with a resounding bang.
Macaque flinched at the loud noise and rubbed his right ear with a small whimper before going to check on his idiot who had flown into the couch and broken it clean in half from the force the floating screen's force field had used to repel him.
Macaque couldn't help but whine a little when he saw the state of the poor couch as he made his way over to his mate, who was groaning in pain on top of the new peach coffee table and slowly sitting up, holding his left rib area.
Macaque: You alright, there Wukong?
A pained growl came from the King.
Wukong: I hate that floating screen.
Then, as if to spite him, the floating screen moved from its place in the kitchen to just a couple of feet away from them in the living room.
Monkey King immediately started cursing it out while Macaque shook his head in disappointment at his mate before promptly slapping the back of Wukong's head, stunning him for a moment as he stared at his moon in shock.
Macaque put his hand on Wukong's cheek lovingly before turning the golden monkey's head to face the floating screen, telling him with that one action to read the questions, which he himself had already done.
The Great Sage reluctantly did so, but he made sure to pout the whole time while throwing a curse at the floating screen every 4 words.
His precious Moonlight kept rolling his beautiful amber eyes, but Wukong made no eye contact, too afraid of what would happen if he did.
The Great Sage suddenly giggled.
Wukong: Yep. It totally does!
Wukong: We own one of these blow-dryers, which we use whenever we bathe in the house and not the hot springs.
A random hand movement.
Wukong: Of course, Macaque has to put a noise-muffling spell on his ears first, but whenever he asks me to use it on his wet fur, that thick, fluffy fur poofs right up, turning him into a living cotton ball!
Said black-furred monkey's face turns so red it blends in with the red mask on his face.
Wukong smirked and giggled at his face, which earned him the bird.
Wukong's fur stands a little as he chittered in shock.
The sound made Macaque smirk as he double-checked his question.
He opened a shadow portal to move the boxes to his secret stash before finally answering the question.
Macaque: I have played pranks on Wukong before, most of them back when we were still young and considered cubs to both monkeys & demons alike, though I DO still play the odd prank on my Sunshine whenever the mischievous urge hits. A prime example is the whipped cream prank I did not that long before New Year's.
Macaque: Also, thank you for the stuff, even though I could've gotten it myself, which I was planning to do since you know I'm not Wukong.
Monkey King used screech!
Wukong: What's that supposed to mean!?
It's not very effective!
The Warrior stared blankly.
The Six-Eared Macaque used cryptic!
Macaque: It means what it means and doesn't mean what it doesn't mean.
It's super effective!
The golden-furred monkey holds his chest and falls to the ground dramatically.
Sun Wukong, The Monkey King, Great Sage Equal to Heaven, fainted!
The black-furred monkey stares down at his 'kill' before dropping into one of his shadow portals to go and eat one of those plum pies.
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