This ask is from Peachyyzzzz on Wattpad!: Question for my Macaque: PLEASE PLEASE LET ME MARRY WUKONG💍 i will do anything for him my pookie wookie :3 i will get him as many peaches as he likes i will cook for him.. so please let me have him? :3
Ah shoot i just mean only Macaque i only want my wukkie bookie <3
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Macaque was cleaning up the living room, and whenever he'd look to where the couch once sat, he couldn't help but groan.
Not long ago, Wukong threw their coffee table out the window, and Macaque made Wukong buy a new one, which was a mistake because now they had a peach-shaped coffee table.
Macaque wasn't going to make the same mistake twice.
No, this time HE was going to be the one going shopping for a new couch.
He can only live with so many peach-themed items after all.
Walking over to the vacuum cleaner, Macaque put the noise-muffling spell on his sensitive ears before turning on the vacuum and started to vacuum the empty space the couch once was.
He was rightfully horrified at the amount of dust in the space the couch used to be.
It took 5 minutes to get the space as clean as the rest of the floor, but by the time he turned off the vacuum cleaner and put it away, the floor looked brand new.
And just in time too, since everyone's favourite floating screen swaggered in, presenting a new question to the Six-Eared Macaque.
The black-furred simian blinked at it before allowing his eyes to scan over the question carefully.
The start of the question already had Macaque's lips twisting into a sneer, which by the end quickly turned into a full-on animalistic snarl.
~Outside With Wukong!~
Wukong was sitting bored on the deck of the hut, still waiting for his fur & clothes to dry so his mate would let him back into the house.
Wukong let out a 100th sigh before suddenly jumping in fright when an animalistic snarl echoed from inside the hut.
He looked back at the door and was suddenly glad he had been locked out until both golden fur & clothes dried because he REALLY didn't want to see what caused his mate to let out THAT sound.
~Back Inside With A Now Enraged Macaque!~
If glares could set things on fire, the floating screen would be up in flames by now.
Macaque's tail lashed back and forth quickly, showing off just how pissed off and enraged he truly is at the audacity of the question.
Macaque: How dare you...
He snarled loudly.
Macaque: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!
He bared his large fangs, growls and snarls rumbling in his chest and falling from his lips.
Macaque: You do NOT have my permission to marry Wukong! He's MY MATE, MY HUSBAND! And if you so much as BREATHE in his direction, I swear to Buddha...
Macaque's eyes suddenly glowed purple, and shadows lashed around as the house darkened with his utter rage.
Macaque: I. Will. End. You.
An evil smirk flashed upon his face.
Macaque: Or better yet, I'll. Eat. You. Alive!
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