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~💜🍑Ask #36🍑💜~

Wukong stared in horror as he backed away from his mate like he burnt him.

The black-furred simian blinked.

Macaque: What?

Monkey King opened his mouth to start ranting about how wrong that was, but Buddha was shining down on Macaque because he was saved from hearing it thanks to the floating screen.

Wukong pouted at his rant being interrupted before it could even begin, but nonetheless joined Macaque in reading & answering the questions.

Macaque: If MK called me Mama, I'd die a second time.

When Macaque said that Wukong looked like he just aged another millennia.

The Great Sage Equal to Heaven really didn't want to think about his mate dying again.

Wukong: Please don't say that word, Moonlight.

All the shadow did was send his king an apologetic look.

Monkey King sighed, then he gave his own answer to the question.

Wukong: If MK called me Baba without it NOT being an accident this time, then I'd kidnap him for a whole week and not give him back to Pigsy because my cub just called me Baba, and I'm the only one he needs!

Macaque was staring at him with wide amber eyes and jaw dropped a tiny bit.

Macaque: Did you just say MK already called you Baba?

Wukong nodded.

Wukong: Yep! He said it was an accident, though.

'I highly doubt it was an accident,' Macaque thought before speaking again, this time with a hint of jealousy in his voice.

Macaque: He's already called YOU Baba, but he hasn't called ME Mama? WHAT KIND OF FAVOURITISM IS THIS!?!

The golden-furred monkey couldn't help but snicker slightly at the clear jealousy in his mate's voice.

Wukong: Well, I AM his mentor.

Now that earned him a fiery glare.

Macaque: Just for that cheekiness, I banish you to the couch for 3 nights, except because of you we now no longer have a couch, so with that in mind, you're banished to the roof for 3 nights.

The Great Monkey King screeched and fell to his knees in despair.

Wukong: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Macaque chittered in satisfaction as he read and answered the second question.

Macaque: Oh, we already know that MK definitely has a crush on Red Son, and we're pretty sure Red Son also has one on MK, though the Fire Demon denies it like his life depends on it.

Behind him, Wukong was still on his knees screaming, "Noooo!" 

Yeah, Monkey King really hates sleeping anywhere that's not with his mate in their bed/nest.

Macaque: Now as for court-napping, we can't actually help with the actual court-napping part of the courting, but we can help him plan for the court-napping, as in food, drinks, the place he's going to court-nap Red Son to, and helping to explain to PIF & DBK that no, their son hasn't been killed. He's just getting courted by the person he calls Noodle Boy.

Behind him, Wukong stopped screaming and laughed.

Wukong: HA! That nickname still makes me laugh every time I hear it!

At this point, Macaque was done with his mate's shit and opened a shadow portal under him, causing the king to yelp as he fell through.

Macaque smirked as he closed the portal before opening a new one, allowing the items they received to appear in the living room.

He looked the items over before opening another shadow portal that took all the plum-scented stuff to his secret stash, then opening another one to drop all the peach-scented stuff in Wukong's treasure room.

Once all the peach & plum-scented items were in their respective stashes, Macaque picked up the plushies and started towards the spare room where all the other plushies they got so far were being stored. 

It also happened to be MK's room whenever he decided to stay the night, but the two monkeys knew he wouldn't care about the bunch of plushies now on the bed because he'd just cuddle them all.

Macaque: Thank you for the plushies and other items, and I'm honoured to be your favourite, but I can't accept you as a sworn sister because I don't know you in any way, shape, or form, plus I already have PIF as a sworn sister.