Spider-Gwen, also regaining conscious, kicks Nappa into a pile boulder.
Spider-Gwen: Take that, you insufferable fucking simpleton!
Iron-Man: WHOA, Gwen! What the hell?!
Spider-Gwen: (calmed down) Oh? Oh, I'm sorry, Tony, I didn't mean to snap like that!
Iron-Man: No, stay snapped! STAY SNAPPED-- (Nappa recovers from the attack) Augggh, goddamn it...
NAPPA: (growls) You-a-making-me-so-mad!
He begins charging up a powerful blast while Spider-Gwen stands still, completely paralyzed in fear.
NAPPA: Vegeta, look, "Imma firing my--" (face turns into Shoop the Whoop) BLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
Spider-Gwen still does not try and dodge the blast and stands still, paralyzed with fear.
Thor: (thinking while running towards Gwen) Alright, it's time to redeem myself-- through one final act of redemption. (appears in front of Spider-Gwen to protect her from Nappa's attack) I'll save Gwen and-- Wait a second, why didn't I just grab her? I can probably still do that now, actually! Yeah, that's it, I'll grab her and throw her out of the way-- (gets hit by Nappa's blast) GAAAAAAAAAAH!!
A giant explosion occurs, which causes a giant shockwave.
Thor: WAAHAA!!
Smoke clears, revealing that Thor is still alive, but mortally wounded.
Thor: Yeah, that's right, I can take anything you can dish o-- (in his thoughts) oh, God, there go my organs. (falls to the ground)
Spider-Gwen: Thor!
Thor: (weakly) Unh... Gwen...come closer... There's...something...I have to tell you... so Just...shut up and...listen.
Spider-Gwen: What is it, Thor?
Thor: (weakly) Why...didn't...you... (at the top of his lungs) DOOOOOOOODGE?! Bleh.
He dies.
Spider-Gwen: NOOOOOO!!
His scream continues to echo, eventually being heard at Kami's Lookout.
NAPPA: Vegeta, did you see me kill the Asgardian?
VEGETA: (reading a magazine) Yes, Nappa, that was a very good kick.
NAPPA: Daww, Vegeta! You weren't watching! Can you at least watch me kill the last three?
VEGETA: Ugh, fine!
He throws magazing at the ground.
CAPTAIN MARVEL: GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I'm gonna eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
NAPPA: (short pause) What?
CAPTAIN MARVEL: I'M GONNA SKULLFUCK YOU!-HAAAAA!
He knocks Nappa through the air.
NAPPA: AAAAAH! (while holding his hand, which is numb) Arrrrrgh. Bitch Please!
CAPTAIN MARVEL: I'm sorry, Thor. I-I failed you...
Iron Man: You sure did! I uh... I mean...sorry for your loss.
NAPPA: (To Spider-Gwen.) Well, it's been fun, kid--I mean, for me, not for you. As for you, everyone important to you is dead. (raises his foot) Now, Nappa Smash!
Spider-Gwen, Thor and Iron-Man all close their eyes, preparing for the worst, but Spider-Gwen is suddenly moved out of the way before Nappa can crush him with his foot.
NAPPA: Oo-wa-waa? Hey! Where'd he go! Did he disappear, or was he never there to begin with?
Dramatic music and screen zooms in on Nappa's face. Spider-Gwen is shown to be just at the right angle to survive the attack and then a kicks sends him flying.
NAPPA: Oh wait, there he is.
Spider-Gwen: Huh?
Masaru lands, finally arriving at scene of the battle.
Masaru: Miss Me?
Everyone is shocked.
Masaru: What'd I miss? I--(notices everyone's corpses) Oh, are they all...Natasha... Thor...? Peter? Oh wow, especially Peter... (notices Hawkeye's body is nowhere to bee seen) Wait, where's Clint?
Thor: Oh, he's here...and there...and there...and--
Spider-Gwen: Thor!
Thor: What?
Spider-Gwen: Too soon!
Masaru: I'm sorry I'm late, you guys. But I brought some Senzu Beans for you!
Thor: Woohoo! Thank you, Ex Machina.
Masaru: (to Vegeta and Nappa) Hey! Which one of you did all this?
NAPPA: That was me, totally calling it. (Masaru is shaking in rage over the loss of his friends) I killed every single one of them-- except for Cyborg. He blew himself up!
Masaru continues to shake in anger and begins to power up.
Masaru: (powering up) HHHHAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!
NAPPA: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
VEGETA: (Takes off his scouter) It's...one thousand and six.
NAPPA: Wha-- really?
VEGETA: Yeah, kick his ass, Nappa!
He turns off his scouter.
NAPPA: YAY!
He charges into battle with Masaru. Nappa gets beaten to pulp while Vegeta, Thor, Spider-Gwen, and Iron-Man watch, completely shocked at Masaru's beatdown.
NAPPA: (while getting pummeled by Masaru) OOOWWW! Ow ow ow ow! Dah! Doh! Dah! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!
VEGETA: Hm, that doesn't seem right...
NAPPA: (faintly in background) My arm doesn't bend that way! My arm doesn't bend that way! (loud crunching sound is heard) Oh, now it does!
VEGETA: Wait, wait, wait, wait... Nappa!
Nappa gets knocked over next to Vegeta.
NAPPA: (in pain) WHAAAAAT?!
VEGETA: I had the Scouter in a different mode (once again takes off his scouter) beyond one million. (calmly crushes scouter) Rah.
NAPPA: Why do you sound so bored?!
VEGETA: Because, it's still not a threat.
NAPPA: But--
VEGETA: To me.
NAPPA: Oh well, at least we still had fun getting here, right, Vegeta? (Vegeta growls in anger) Vegeta? Remember the bug planet? (Vegeta continues growling in anger) Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vege-- (scene cuts to Nappa getting killed by Vegeta) AAAAAAAAAGH!!!
He gets obliterated in an explosion as Vegeta is last seen staring at the sky and giving an evil smirk.
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The Avenging Saiyan | Legend Of Masaru Katsuo
FanfictionSaved From Certain Death By Captain Marvel, Baby Saiyan Masaru Katsuo, Is taken in by and trained by the avengers, But due to both his immense strength and limitless potential he's targeted by multiple villains who want to use his power for nothing...
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