cuz why tf not? I wanna do something but I'm not motivated enough to do anything else rather than playing with a quote generator, might just as well waste ya'lls time too lol
Valt: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter "s".
Honcho: *looks over at Shu and Lui*
Honcho: Is it "sexual tension"?
Shu: My name literally starts with 's' but you failed to see that? Really?
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Valt: H-how do you ask someone out?
Free: Well, first-
Shu: Don't ask Free, he asked me out in a McDonald's parking lot.
Valt: ...And you said yes?
Shu: Mistakes have been made, okay?
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Shu: There's no way they like me back.
Silas: Lui would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.
Shu: Lui would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Shu, holding a rock: Valt just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Honcho: If you don't marry him, I will.
Shu: That's pretty gay of you Rantaro
Honcho: I don't want to hear that from you, you fruity motherfucker-
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Lui: Valt! I can't do this stupid math!
Valt: What's the math problem?
Lui: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply.
Silas, covering Shu's ears, while Valt smacks Lui upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
(Ok idk why Silas is covering Shu's ears but that is hella cute im keeping it)
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Free: I'm in love with you.
Shu: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Free: I know.
Shu: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Shu: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Valt: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Shu: ...
Shu: You mean ring bearER, right?
Valt: ...
Shu: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Shu, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Honcho: Free's in the kitchen.
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Honcho: Why is Shu crying on the floor?
Lui: They're drunk.
Honcho: And?
Lui: They saw a picture of Valt's spouse.
Honcho: But they're Valt's spouse.
Lui: I know.
(Don't really ship Shalt but-)
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Honcho: From now on we will be using code names.
Honcho: You can address me as Eagle One.
Honcho: Silas is "been there done that".
Honcho: Shu is "currently doing that".
Honcho: Free is "it happened once in a dream".
Honcho: Lui is "if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby".
Honcho: And Valt is..
Honcho: Eagle Two
Valt: Oh thank god.
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Valt: Talk dirty to me~
Shu: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Valt: Wha-
Shu: The economy is in shambles.
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BBB Shorts
FanfictionThese are some short stories I published in my Ao3 account, and I thought I should post them here for you all to enjoy. Waning: Most of the oneshots would be about Shu, so if you hate him or don't like to read Shu stories then I suggest you to clos...
