Today we have with us the two smartest citizens in Panem, Beetee and Wiress!
Crowd: *half-hearted cheering*
Me: Oh gosh, what's wrong with you guys?
Random guy: It's National peanut Butter Cookie Day and you didn't pass out peanut butter cookies as we came in.
Random girl: That's like, illegal.
Beetee: Oh, the idiocy of the masses.
Me: I know right...anyway, sorry bout the cookies, but I have a show to do. Audience, let's try that cheering again and maybe I can get you guys some later.
Crowd: *insanely cheering*
Wiress: Oh, thank you...
Me: So, the one and only question is: What's going on with you two?
Beetee: Well, not much. Our son just got engaged-
Me: YOU GUYS HAVE A SON?
Beetee: Yes...
Me: YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED?
Wiress: Yes...
Me: SINCE WHEN?
Beetee: Longer than you've been alive.
Crowd: *insanely loud applause*
Me: -_-
Clove: ITS-
Me: NO!
Beetee: Anyway, our son just got engaged.
Me: That's lovely. What's your son's name?
Wiress: Chase.
Me: Wait, like the Chase from the 74th Games?
Beetee: Yes. So it's a bit strange that that weird young man, Kieran, chose me to be his new favorite...
Me: Eh, Kieran's just strange in general.
Wiress: Oh...
Me: Anyway, who's the girl?
Wiress: That lovely girl from District 9, Demetria.
Me: Aren't they a bit young?
Beetee: They're both 17. The wedding will be after they turn 18. Not too bad.
Me: That's great. I'm sorry to you, KieranTheHerondale.
OKV: HOW DARE THEY BETRAY ME
Me: SAVE YOUR PITY PARTY FOR AFTER THE SHOW!
OKV: FINE!
Me: Anyway, that's all! Comment questions and vote! Bye!
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Capitol TV
FanfictionHello, Capitol citizens! My name is Ellie Spark, and this is Capitol TV! Here, you can see private interviews with your favorite Hunger Games characters, and ask them questions! There are also live announcements from the President, concerning every...
