Episode 23 - EVERYONE

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In less than 24 hours, I will be on a plane, headed for Guatemala. It's a weeklong mission trip, and I can't have my phone during that time so irony be writing, but I'll try to update my fanfics before I leave.

Anyway, today we have all your favorite tributes from the 74th Games!

Crowd: *goes wild*

Prim: Excuse me?

Me: Oh, and Prim. And Gale and Madge, too.

Crowd: *goes wild*

Prim: Thank you.

Me: Let's see, more specifically that is Katniss, Peeta, Cato, Clove, Glimmer, Marvel, Thresh, Finch, Rue, Prim, Gale, and Madge.

Crowd: *goes wild*

Me: All right, let's start with the questions. Are any of the tributes engaged yet?

Everyone: Katniss and Peeta.

Me: I mean besides them. Anyone?

*chirp chirp*

Clove: We're all kinda young...

Marvel: Glimmer's the oldest, and she's only 18. Well, I mean, technically Gale is the oldest, I guess. But he's not engaged either, is he?

Madge: Not to me, anyway. So I assume not.

Rue: I don't even have a boyfriend.

Prim: I don't either, Rue.

Rue: But Rory likes you and you like him so that's almost the same thing.

Prim: No it's not!

Rue: *kissy face* Is so!

Prim: Is not!

Rue: Is so!

Prim: Is-

Me: Ok! Let's continue! Do all the tributes know their ship names?

Glimmer: Our what?

Prim: I know mine!

Me: Ship names? You know, when you take one person's name and combine it with another person's, because they'd be a cute couple? It's called shipping.

Glimmer: Um...I don't know mine...

Marvel: It's like Marmer or something.

Me: Haha, no. Glarvel.

Glimmer: That sounds ugly...

Me: Sorry, I didn't make it up. Katniss and Peeta, know yours?

Peeta: Someone told me it was Peeniss...

Katniss: *facepalm*

Me: Thankfully, no. It's Everlark.

Katniss: What? How?

Me: Your last names...

Katniss: They realize that once we get married, Everlark will be history, right? It'll just be Mellark.

Me: That reminds me, when's the wedding?

Katniss: A few years. Mom says I have to be 18 first.

Me: Oh. Ok. Anyway, Finch and Thresh, know yours?

Finch: *shrugs*

Thresh: No idea.

Me: Ok...it's...Threshface!

Finch: Why is it- Oh...I hate that nickname though!

Thresh: I don't get it.

Me: Instead of combining Thresh and Finch, they combined Thresh and Foxface.

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