Welcome everyone! To another exciting episode of Capitol TV! Before we get to our story, I have a quick announcement.
The owner of this profile, yours truly, lives in Oklahoma, and last night there were tornados less than a mile away from my house, not to mention huge storms with hail rattling against my windows all night. I didn't sleep well, I'm a bit shaken up, so I might not be updating today.
Anyway, our guests tonight are Effie Trinket and Haymitch Abernathy!
Crowd: *cheers* WE LOVE YOU EFFIE
Effie: *blows kisses to crowd* I love you too!
Haymitch: *pouts cause no one loves him*
Me: Oh, cheer up. No one likes you when you're sober. *laughs hysterically* Get it? *laughs* When you're sober? *falls out of chair laughing*
Haymitch: Your puns are worse than Peeta's.
Me: Ru-ude.
Haymitch: The truth hurts.
Me: So, let's get down to business. The question is: Did you stop drinking for Effie, Haymitch?
Effie: *laughs at the hilariousness of the idea* He most certainly did not!
Haymitch: *dryly* Yeah, liquor's worth more than her any day.
Crowd: Ooooooooooh
Effie: *insulted*
Haymitch: I'm just kidding *tries to put arm around Effie*
Effie: *scoots away*
Haymitch: *rolls his eyes* Whatever.
Me: Ooooook then...
Haymitch: Anyway, no, I did not. I don't drink as much as I used to, but you can't break a habit that fast. Now I've got it down to about every two weeks though.
Effie: Still too much for my taste.
Haymitch: Well your taste is a bit to refined for my taste, sweetheart.
Effie: *rolls her eyes* Men.
Me: Tell me about it. My boyfriend broke up with me because I didn't laugh at his jokes. How sad is that?
Effie: *pats my shoulder* I'm sorry.
Me: Eh, I never liked him anyway.
Effie: ...
Haymitch: Got any liquor?
Me: Do I look like I got any liquor?
Haymitch: I don't know, that's why I asked.
Me: I'm literally 15.
Haymitch: So...?
Me: *sigh* I can't even drink until I'm 21!
Haymitch: Oh. Right. I knew that.
Effie: *sigh*
Me: Well, thank you both for gracing us with your presence!
Effie: We were delighted to come, weren't we, Haymitch?
Haymitch: *didn't hear*
Effie: *elbows Haymitch in the side* weren't we, Haymitch?
Haymitch: What? Oh, yes, yes. Decadent.
Effie: Delighted.
Haymitch: Delighted.
Me: Delighted.
Effie: -_-
Me: That's all for tonight! Tune in next week! Don't forget to send in your questions, and vote!
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FanfictionHello, Capitol citizens! My name is Ellie Spark, and this is Capitol TV! Here, you can see private interviews with your favorite Hunger Games characters, and ask them questions! There are also live announcements from the President, concerning every...
