Capitol TV

Episode 26 - WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

WHO WANTS TO SEE YOUR FAVORITE TRIBUTES?!

Crowd: WE DOOOOOO!

Me: ITS NOT KATNISS, ITS NOT PEETA! ITS THE....CAREERS!

Crowd: *goes insane* CATO! CLOVE! GLIMMER! MARVEL!

Glimmer: At least these people like me.

Me: Hey, I like you. You're pretty.

Glimmer: Aw, thank you.

Marvel: Are you trying to steal my girlfriend?!

Me: I...I'm a woman...

Marvel: Right. Sorry.

Clove: Awkward...

Me: AAAAAAAAnyway, first question. For you, Cato. Did you know the mutts looked like dead tributes?

Cato: Haven't you asked that already?

Me: I think so...just answer. Maybe the asker missed that episode.

Cato: *sigh* I didn't realize it at first. But once I saw the one that represented Clove, I knew. It was the most awful feeling I've ever experienced. That's when I fully gave up. Before, I had been thinking that maybe I could win for Clove. But after that, I gave up.

Me: Wow...I'm so sorry...

Cato: Can we move on? *wipes a tear away*

Marvel: Are you crying?

Cato: No! I have something in my eye.

Marvel: Sure...

Me: Next question! Ok, not really a question. Alexaro5e says: I LOVE CAPITOL TV. Thank you for that.

Marvel: Is that the girl that wanted to throw ro- the r-word at my girlfriend?

Me: Yeah...anyway...next question! Um, statement. Glimmer, you remind Alexaro5e of Sharpay.

Glimmer: Who's Sharpay?

Me: It's from "High School Musical!" She was the bratty popular girl who people didn't really like and she was blonde and pretty and liked the main guy, but the main guy liked the main girl.

Glimmer: *sigh* Does this have anything to do with how I flirted with and got rejected by Cato?

Me: Yeah...probably...

Clove: Would that make me the main girl? What's she like?

Me: She's nice and pretty and everyone except Sharpay loves her.

Clove: But a Glimmer is my best friend.

Me: Eh, I don't know exactly why Alexa said that. Anyway, next! Did you guys go to high school and sing and dance simultaneously?

Cato: *bursts out laughing*

Marvel: Like that High School Music thing?

Clove: I don't like dancing!

Glimmer: *flips hair* I do, but I never did that.

Me: Well, ok then. Next. Glimmer, was your death painful.

Glimmer: You're so casual about it...

Me: Sorry...

Glimmer: Anyway...yes...incredibly...

Me: I won't make you go into details. Alexa wants to know if you want to play rocks. It's "where you stand against a wall and I throw rocks at you," according to her.

Clove: NO!

Glimmer: I thought she LIKED Clove!

Me: I did too!

Offstage Alexa Voice (OAV): I DO!

Me: THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING UP ROCKS?!

Clove: JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM!

OAV: IM SORRY!

Me: All right. Does Cato like mangoes?

Cato: Um...I guess...?

Me: Does Clove shower everyday?

Clove: That's a bit personal...but yes...

Me: Is Glimmer's hair naturally blonde?

Glimmer: Of course.

OAV: REALLY?

Glimmer: YES!

Me: Does Marvel have swag?

Marvel: Ye-

Cato, Clove, and Glimmer: No.

Marvel: Hey! I do too have swag!

Cato: Haha, sure, and I'm President Snow.

Marvel: IT'S PRESIDENT SNOW! *points at Cato*

Clove: Yeah. Sure.

Me: I guess that's a resounding "no."

Glimmer: Yep.

Me: Next question, from Alexa. "For Cato: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!?"

Cato: NO! NO! NO!

Clove: THAT GIRL IS PURE EVIL!

OAV: THANK YOU!

Me: Calm down, it's ok, Cato, I'm sorry!

Glimmer: You better be!

Marvel: Seriously, what kind of girl is this?

Clove: An insane one. Kinda like Ellie on fangirling mode, but worse.

Me: Hey!

Marvel: Yikes...

Glimmer: Yeah...

Me: MOVING ON! Alexa says: "I'm sorry, Cato, I love you, but not like the romantic way, the creepy way...I'll stop talking now."

Cato: That girl needs serious therapy.

Clove: Preach!

Me: Well, ok, last question. @louiseok wants to know if Clove is pregnant.

Clove: I sincerely hope not. Considering the most I've ever done is kiss Cato...at least since I died...

Me: WHAT?! DETAILS!!

Clove: NO!

Cato: The question didn't ask for details, so ha.

Me: -_-

Clove and Cato: THE ELLIAN WHALE!

Me: *sigh* Fine. That's it. *smile at camera* Vote and ask questions! Bye!