Today, for the first time in a long time, we have one guest and one question! This will probably be a short episode, if I don't get interrupted...
Anyway, our guest is Peeta Mellark!
Crowd: *all busy texting*
Me: I said... Peeta Mellark!
Crowd: *still busy texting*
Me: What on earth?
Random guy in the crowd: Didn't you hear? It's National Vanilla Pudding Day!
Me: What?
Random girl in the crowd: Google it! I'm busy texting my boyfriend!
Me: About what?
Girl: Telling him to buy me vanilla pudding, duh.
Me: Is that what all of you are doing?
Crowd: Yes.
Me: But...what...I don't...SILENCE YOUR CELLPHONES PLEASE!
Crowd: Awww *puts phones away*
Me: Thank you. Anyway, Peeta Mellark!
Crowd: *cheers*
Peeta: Thank you. Glad to know I mean almost as much as vanilla pudding.
Me: I think you mean more than vanilla pudding.
Peeta: Thank you.
Me: All right, there's one question to-
Person at the back: OH MY GOSH, ITS FINNICK O'DAIR!
Another person: AND JOHANNA MASON...
Me: Oh dear, it's gonna be one of those days.
Finnick and Johanna: *push through crowd*
Random girl: HE TOUCHED MY FACE! *faints*
Johanna: Ugh. *climbs on stage*
Finnick: *climbs on stage*
Me: What is going on?
Johanna: We just want to know why we haven't been invited on the show. Ever.
Me: Um...well...you see...
Johanna: Why?
Me: It's not my fault! The viewers haven't sent in any questions for you!
Finnick: Why?
Me: Um... I don't know... I have an idea! Today we can have a special episode! Every send in questions for Johanna and Finnick, and ones that require other people with them, so they can be on the show! Go on! Do it!
Finnick: That's it? That's all you have to do?
Me: Yep.
Johanna: Ok...I guess I'll go then...
Finnick: Bye Peeta.
Me: Bye!
Peeta: Bye!
Me: Well, anyway, back to the question. You ready?
Peeta: Always
Me: Ok. Are you-
Katniss: HOOOOOOOLD IT!
Me: What?
Katniss: Always?
Peeta: *gulps* Um...
Me: Oh dear.
Katniss: Always is not a word you use lightly, Peeta.
Peeta: It's...it's just a word...
Katniss: When I said "Stay with me," you said "Always."
Peeta: *sighs* Yeah...?
Katniss: Ugh. Men.
Me: Can...can you leave now? You're interrupting the show.
Katniss: Fine... *leaves*
Me: All right, maybe now we can-
Prim: Look how cute Buttercup looks with this bow!
Me: How'd you get on stage?
Prim: The guards let me through.
Me: Why are you here...?
Prim: Cause I wanted to show yo how cute Buttercup is with a bow cause you're my friend.
Me: Oh...ok. I didn't know I was your friend.
Prim: Of course!
Me: Aww
Peeta: Um, Prim, we're kinda in the middle of a show...
Prim: Oh, sorry. I'll go find Rue then.
Me: Bye!
Prim: Bye! *leaves*
Peeta: Anyway, you were saying...
Me: Right. The question. Are you aware that your name can be translated...
Peeta: Why'd you stop?
Me: I kinda expected someone to interrupt me.
Peeta: No one did.
Me: Well I can see that. Are you aware that your name can be translated as Bread Cake?
Peeta: -_-
Me: So...?
Peeta: Yes. I am very aware. My name is Bread Cake. I live in Bread. My entire life is one long, depressing bread pun.
Me: Oh...I'm sorry...
Random guy: AT LEAST YOU DIDNT HAVE TROUBLE IN THE HUNGER GAMES, BREAD CAKE!
Peeta: Ugh.
Me: That's all for today! Send in your questions, especially for Johanna and Finnick, and vote! See you all later!
ESTÁ A LER
Capitol TV
FanficHello, Capitol citizens! My name is Ellie Spark, and this is Capitol TV! Here, you can see private interviews with your favorite Hunger Games characters, and ask them questions! There are also live announcements from the President, concerning every...
