Today on Capitol TV, we have more from Cato, Glimmer, and Clove!
Crowd: WHOOOOO!
Me: I am so glad the viewers have so many questions for them...please keep them coming...
Cato: Or don't, and let us go home for more than two hours.
Glimmer: Seriously.
Me: Well maybe you should just stop being so popular.
Cato: Kinda hard to do...
Glimmer: Really, it is.
Clove: Just get to the questions already.
Me: All right. Number one of...I don't know, twenty? To Cato and Clove, from Alexaro5e. Actually, most of these are questions she asked after your interview Tuesday. Anyway, her question is: "Why can't we be friends?"
Cato: *glances at Clove*
Clove: *glances at Cato*
Me: Well...?
Clove: I don't really want to be friends with a psychopath...
Cato: Especially one that... I can't even say... *shudders*
Clove: *hugs Cato* Its ok, shh.
Me: All she did was tackle-hug you.
Cato: Who knew such a tiny person could be so strong...? She gave me a concussion!
Me: She ruined my stage!
Glimmer: Hey, at least she didn't throw rocks at you.
Clove: Or give you panic attacks by throwing rocks at your best friend.
Me: True. Anyway, next question? Ok, it's not really a question. Alexaro5e said, "Imma throw rocks at Glimmer."
Clove: NO PLEASE!
Glimmer: *hugs Clove* I've got a knife and I'm not afraid to use it, fangirl.
Me: I'm sorry, I didn't want to say that but the producers make me ask every question and/or comment.
Cato: Can we move on?
Me: Of course. @louiseok asks if Glimmer was afraid of Alexa.
Glimmer: Maybe a little...but I was more scared for Clove. She was freaking out.
Me: Yeah, not good. Alexaro5e replied with, "Maybe, because I hate her, and I want to throw rocks at her."
Glimmer: I hate Alexa almost as much as she hates me. Which is apparently a lot.
Me: Moving on. Cato! Do you have...oh my gosh Alexa really?
Offstage Alexa voice: SORRY!
Cato: What is she-
Me: Don't worry, she's being restrained by peacekeepers.
Cato: Ok...
Me: Anyway, um, the question is...um...Cato...do you have herpes...?
Cato: No!
Me: I'm sorry.
Cato: You should be.
Me: Anyway...next...does Clove like to dance?
Clove: What?
Me: Do you like to dance?
Clove: No! Dancing is for wimps.
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Capitol TV
FanfictionHello, Capitol citizens! My name is Ellie Spark, and this is Capitol TV! Here, you can see private interviews with your favorite Hunger Games characters, and ask them questions! There are also live announcements from the President, concerning every...
