Welcome to another episode of Capitol TV! Let's get right into our main story! This one is for Prim Everdeen and Rory Hawthorne!
Prim: *stares at everything with wide eyes*
Rory: *elbows Prim in the side* We're on!
Prim: *glares at Rory* Shut up.
Rory: *puts hands up* Hey, hey, I'm just saying.
Me: Welcome, you two!
Prim: *smiles and punches Rory in the side* Thank you!
Rory: *tries to tickle Prim*
Prim: *ducks out of the way*
Me: So, how old are you two again?
Both: 13!
Me: Wow, you are growing up! How do you feel, being a teenager, Prim?
Prim: Well, I'm still worried about the Reapings...
Me: And you, Rory?
Rory: Same thing.
Me: So, our question tonight is: "So...PRIMS GOT A BOYFRIEND!!!?"
Prim: Ew, no. Rory is gross.
Rory: Am not!
Prim: Are so!
Rory: Am not!
Prim: Are so!
Rory: Am no-
Me: Ok! Ok!
Both: Sorry...
Me: Anyway, Prim, I'm confused. In an earlier interview, you said you loved Rory.
Prim: *blushes*
Rory: *blushes*
Prim: Um...well...maybe I do...a little bit...
Random boy in the crowd: HAS HE KISSED YOU YET?
Rory: Ew! No!
Prim: *pretends to throw up*
Me: So...you like him a little bit?
Prim: Maybe more than that...but I can't date till I'm older. Mom said so.
Rory: Not that I'd want to date her.
Me: Rory, you said you loved Prim at the same earlier interview where Prim said she loved you.
Rory: Um...ok fine... *mumbles something*
Me: What?
Rory: *mumbles slightly louder*
Me: What?
Rory: FINE! I LOVE PRIM!
Me: Awwwwwww
Prim: Awwwwwww
Crowd: Awwwwwww
Capitol: Awwwwwwww
District 12: Awwwwwwwww
Panem: Awwwwwwww
World: Awwwwwww
Mrs. Everdeen: Excuse me?
Me: You're not supposed to be here!
Mrs. Everdeen: My baby is too young to love a boy!
Me: Mrs. Everdeen, you're not supposed to be here!
Mrs. Everdeen: *glares at Rory* I've got my eyes on you, boy. *leaves*
Me: Anyway.....how do you two feel about how everyone in Panem ships you?
Prim: It's weird. I'm like, a kid. Get a life, people.
Random fangirl: YOU TWO ARE MY LIFE!
Prim: -_-
Rory: WELL THEN YOU NEED TO GET A BETTER ONE BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN US! WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE NO LIFE!
Me: Rory sit down.
Rory: *sits down*
Me: Now, do you agree with the questioner's sentiment that you two are growing up fast?
Rory: No. I can't wait till I'm 18 and I don't have to go to school.
Prim: Yeah. We're growing up really slow.
Me: Well, once you're 18, I think you might change your mind.
Both: *glance at each other* *double over laughing*
Me: *frowning* Ok! Ok! What's so funny?
Rory: You're like 15, and you're giving us advice about how we'll feel when we grow up?
Me: Point taken.
Prim: Hey, aren't you kinda young to be hosting a TV show?
Me: Um...uh...
Rory: Yeah, you're only like two years older than me...
Me: *gulps* Uh...well...um...
Prim: Aren't child labor laws against thi-
Me: Well! That's all the time we have for today! Make sure to send in your questions! Vote if this was entertaining! See you back here tomorrow!
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FanfictionHello, Capitol citizens! My name is Ellie Spark, and this is Capitol TV! Here, you can see private interviews with your favorite Hunger Games characters, and ask them questions! There are also live announcements from the President, concerning every...
