Welcome to an exciting, drama-filled episode of Capitol TV! We have Katniss, and Gale, and Madge! Oh my!
Crowd: *cheers*
Me: Oh, and Prim and Rory.
Rory: Gee, thanks.
Me: Well, I couldn't very well say "Katniss and Gale and Madge and Prim and Rory, oh my!" That would have sounded weird.
Rory: I see the child labor laws haven't been enforced yet.
Me: -_-
Cato: It's the elusive-
Me: GET OFF MY STAGE IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!
Cato: *quickly leaves*
Me: So, let's get right to it! First question is for Gale!
Gale: All right.
Me: What do you think about Prory?
Gale: What's that?
Me: Prim and Rory's ship name.
Gale: WHAT?!
Rory: Oh boy.
Gale: WHAT?!
Katniss: Here we go.
Gale: WHAT?!
Madge: Gale, calm down.
Gale: SHIP NAME?!
Me: *gulp* yes...
Gale: RORY IS WAY TO YOUNG FOR A SHIP NAME!
Rory: Exactly!
Me: So you don't like Prory?
Gale: No!!
Me: All righty then.
Gale: You two better not be dating.
Prim: Don't worry, I'm not allowed to get.
Gale: Rory isn't allowed to ever.
Rory: Hey!
Me: Can you discuss your family matters later? I have a show to host.
Gale and Rory: Fine...
Me: Thank you. Next question is for Prim. Actually, we got this question three times by different viewers.
Prim: That could be good or bad...
Me: Are you mad at Gale for killing you?
Prim: What?
Me: Are you *points to Prim* mad at Gale *points to Gale* for killing *pretends to a lot throat* you *points at Prim*?
Prim: But...Gale didn't kill me...
Me: Didn't Katniss tell you? He designed the bomb.
Prim: *flinches* So? He didn't drop it on me. He didn't even know.
Gale: Exactly. We aren't even sure if it was my bomb. The last thing I wanted was for Prim to...to die.
Me: Really? Most people seem to hold you responsible.
Gale: And they have a right to. *sighs* It probably was my bomb.
Prim: But it want your fault.
Gale: *shrugs*
Me: Well, I guess you're not mad at him, are you?
Prim: Of course not.
Me: Ok! Next question! Katniss, do you still like Gale as more than a friend?
Katniss: Um...
Madge: *glares at Katniss*
Katniss: No. I chose Peeta.
Me: You hesitated.
Madge: You better not steal my boyfriend. Again.
Katniss: Hey, I didn't mean to!
Me: Ladies, ladies, settle down or start slapping each other and give us some real entertainment!
Madge: I'll slap you in just a minute.
Katniss: Seriously.
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Me: OK! Next question! How are you Madge?
Madge: Pretty good until you made me come on this show and present my private life for the Capitol's entertainment.
Me: Um...all right...let's move on...how is Gadge doing?
Gale: We had a fight after the last episode we were on, but we're good now.
Me: That's nice.
Gale: Yeah.
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Prim: Awkward silence.
Me: Not anymore.
Prim: Yeah...cause I pointed it out...
Me: Right. Anyway. That's all for today! Tune in tomorrow for more, and send in your questions!
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FanfictionHello, Capitol citizens! My name is Ellie Spark, and this is Capitol TV! Here, you can see private interviews with your favorite Hunger Games characters, and ask them questions! There are also live announcements from the President, concerning every...
