Episode 16 - How Rue'd

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The episode you've all been waiting is finally here! Alexaro5e asked, "Is there going to be an interview with Rue?" I'm here to say yes!

Crowd: *goes wild*

Rue: Hi!

Crowd: *goes more wild*

Me: Ok, ok, let me talk!

Crowd: *goes less wild*

Me: Thank you. Anyway, Rue. First question. Have you met Prim?

Rue: Well, I hope so... *hugs Prim*

Prim: I think it's kinda obvious that we've met since we're sitting right next to each other on this couch.

Me: You don't have to be a smart alec.

Rue: Oh, but we do.

Me: -_-

Prim: Just tell us the next question.

Me: Fine. Do you two know Katniss thinks you're alike?

Prim: *glances at Rue*

Rue: *glances at Prim*

Me: Well?

Rue: I didn't know that.

Prim: Me either.

Rue: We aren't anything alike.

Prim: Yeah.

Me: Oh, really? You both are small and thin and "look like a bird about to take flight" when you stand still. You're both sweet and kind and loving, and you both love Katniss. What's different?

Rue: I like oranges.

Prim: I like oranges too...

Rue: Wait, what?

Prim: Wait, favorite singer?

Both: Taylor Swift.

Rue: Favorite animal?

Both: Cats.

Prim: Favorite holiday?

Both: Christmas!

Rue: Favorite color?

Both: Light blue.

Prim: Favorite thing to do?

Both: Sing.

Rue: Favorite thing about Ellie?

Both: When I get to say goodbye!

Me: Hey!

Prim: Shh

Rue: Important business here.

Prim: Do you like selfies?

Both: Yes!!

Prim: Selfie time! *takes selfie with Rue* (you can see the selfie in the attached picture)

Me: Ok, guys, can we get back on track?

Rue: Fine.

Me: Last question. Are you two friends?

Prim: No, we're mortal enemies.

Rue: I hate her to the core.

Prim: What is this feeling? So sudden and new?

Rue: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.

Prim: My pulse is rushing.

Rue: My head is reeling.

Prim: My face is flushing!

Both: What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame! Does it have a naaaaaaaaaame? Yeeeeeeees!

Me: What is going on?

Both: Loathing. Unadulterated loathing.

Prim: For your face!

Rue: Your voice!

Prim: Your clothing!

Both: Let's just say.... I loathe it all! Every little trait however small, makes my very flesh begin to crawl, with simple utter loathing.

Me: Are you guys singing?

Both: There's a strange exhilaration! In such total detestation! SO PURE, SO STRONG! THOUGH I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON FAST, STILL I DO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN LAST, AND I WILL BE LOATHING, LOATHING YOU MY WHOOOOOOLE LIIIIIIIIFE LONG!

Me: ENOUGH SINGING!

Both: Sorry.

Me: I guess that answer the question. Anyway, tune in next time! Send in your questions, and make sure to vote! Adios!

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