I have a feeling today's gonna be a long day. Anyway, by popular request (one pesky fanboy who won't shut up), our guest today is Ian, the District 3 tribute in the 74th Games! Oh, and Cato, because one of these questions mentions him, so...
Cato: Wait, it only mentions me? I don't want to be here!
Ian: I don't really want him here, either. And I normally go by my middle name, Chase.
Me: Well, your birth certificate says Ian, so...
Ian: Ian Chase. And does your birth certificate really say 'Ellie'?
Me: Um...maybe...
Cato: Which means no.
Ian: Didn't think so. Whatever, you can call me Ian.
Me: Gracias. Anyway, we've got several questions, all from KieranTheWayland. He's obsessed with you.
Ian: Oh dear.
Cato: Wow, that stinks. I've got this fangirl who's obsessed with me. She's a psychopath.
OAV: I TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT!
Cato: Is she always going to be here?
Me: We can't get her to leave, so yes. First question! How did you reactivate the mines?
Ian: Oh, that's simple. I just took the ventricilical wire and connected it to the retriumiuos on the left side of the mine, then I pried the appletcher out of the carnitam and replaced it with the floritation.
Me: Oh...ok...simple...
Ian: Incredibly simple.
Me: Right. Anyway, do you resent Cato?
Ian: Yeah, a little...
Cato: Listen, man, I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. I don't blame you, though, I would resent me too.
Ian: At least we can be in the same room as each other and carry on a conversation, unlike some other people I've seen on here. Like Thresh and your girlfriend.
Cato: Hey, that's all on Thresh.
Ian: I quite agree.
Me: Shall me move on?
Ian: Sure.
Me: Was getting your neck snapped painful?
Ian: In what universe would that not be painful?
Me: Exactly. Next! Kieran says: "BRING DA D3 MALE TRIBUTE TO THE SHOW!!!! HE IS MY IDOL!.. I pray to him at night and sleep with a teddy of him... He make me happy."
Ian: What the...?
Cato: Wow...that's almost worse that Alexa.
Ian: I think I am scarred for life now...that's creepy...a teddy?
Me: Oh, don't worry, it gets worse.
Ian: WHAT?!
Me: You'll see! Now, who would you have home out with in the 74th Games?
Ian: Hmm...probably Clove...
Cato: WHAT?!
Ian: Just kidding! Probably Demetria.
Me: Who?
Ian: District 9 girl. She's pretty nice. I got to know her during training.
Me: Has she been revived?
Ian: You know, I don't know. I never asked.
Me: Well, I wouldn't know. I guess one of the viewers could as Plutarch Heavensbee...anyway, next! Kieran wants to know if he can lick you.
Ian: Lick me?
Me: Lick you. He wants to know if you taste like chocolate and chicken like you do in his dreams.
Ian: This guy belongs in an insane asylum.
Cato: You should see Ellie when she's fangirling.
Me: Hey, I haven't killed anyone.
Cato: Yet.
Ian: Lets move on...
Me: Ok! Kieran says to tell you that wedding is being arranged.
Ian: *suspicious* Whose...?
Me: Yours and Kieran's...
Ian: WHAT?!
Kieran: Surprise!
Me: Oh no...
Cato: I'm out. *runs off*
Me: How'd you get in here? I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SAID NO MORE FANS COULD GET ON STAGE!
Peacekeeper: Alexa tried to run for it!
Kieran: *holding a bouquet out to Ian* Today, all my dreams are coming true!
Ian: Get away from me!
Me: SOMEONE GET HIM OFF THE STAGE!
Kieran: *tackles Ian*
Ian: IM NOT GAY! GET OFF ME!
Kieran: You can be gay! We can get married! Let me love you!
Ian: NO!
Me: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BE FIRED! GET THIS FANBOY OFF THE STAGE!
Ian: HE LICKED ME!
Kieran: Aw, man, you don't taste like chocolate or chicken.
Ian: No freaking way! I had no idea! *pushes Kieran away*
Peacekeepers: *drag Kieran offstage*
Kieran: WE'RE STILL GETTING MARRIED!
Me: HAHAHAHAHANOPE!
Ian: WHATS GOING ON?!
Alexa: Oh no, she's going fangirl...
Ian: Who are you?!
Alexa: Name's Alexa. I'm a professional fangirl. I can handle this. *walks over to Ellie*
Me: *spastically fangirling*
Alexa: Calm down, it's ok. *glances at Ian* What set her off?
Ian: I don't know...but I think I might need therapy.
Alexa: Haha, don't we all?
Ian: Wait, aren't you that insane girl who's obsessed with Cato and Clove?
Alexa: Um...maybe...
Ian: Why aren't you fangirling?
Alexa: I don't fangirl over you.
Offstage Kieran Voice: I DO!
Ian: Wait, are the cameras still rolling?
Alexa: Shoot, yeah, ok, um, bye? Question your comments, I mean comment your questions, and don't vorget to fote! Forget to vote! I mean, whatever! Just go!
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