Today we have a very special guest! Say hello, Buttercup!
Buttercup: Meow
Prim: He said "hi."
Me: Meow!
Prim: *gasp* Don't talk that way!
Me: What did I say?
Prim: A word I'm not allowed to say.
Me: Whoops... O.O
Prim: Maybe don't speak cat until you know how...
Me: Good idea...
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Prim: GOSH WHATS THE QUESTION ALREADY?
Me: I didn't know you could yell.
Prim: Sorry...
Me: Eh it's ok. Anyway, the question is literally just "How is Buttercup doing?"
Prim: Oh. He's good.
Me: Ok.
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Prim: He caught a mouse this morning.
Me: That's...disgusting.
Prim: Yeah. Nothing better than waking up to a dead mouse on your pillow.
Me: Ew...
Prim: I know...
Me: This is why I hate cats.
Prim: How can you hate cats?!
Me: They're gross and evil and satan incarnate.
Prim: You're weird.
Me: Thank you.
Prim: That...that wasn't a compliment...
Me: Yes it was.
Prim: -_-
Me: Anyway. Buttercup.
Buttercup: Meow.
Me: Buttercup. How are you?
Buttercup: Meow.
Me: Did he just say that same thing?
Prim: No!
Me: Oh.
Buttercup: Meow!
Prim: Buttercup! That's rude!
Me: What did he say?
Prim: Um...
Me: I can handle it.
Prim: He said "Thou art as loathsome as a toad that hath been stepped on by the impure foot of yonder dog."
Me: Hey!!!!! And why is it speaking like that? What is this, the KJV?
Prim: Cat language is weird.
Me: And wait, "yonder dog"? There aren't any dogs around here...
Dog mutt: Woof
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *jumps on chair*
Prim: AAAAAAAAAAAAH *hides beneath Buttercup*
Buttercup: *hiss*
Me: GET THAT MUTT OFF THE STAGE!
Mrs. Everdeen: Get that mutt away from my daughter!
Katniss: Sacrifice Buttercup!
Prim: NO!
Katniss: Come on...
Cato: AAAAAAAAH IM DYING AGAIN
Marvel: Dude it's like twenty feet away. It's barking at the cat.
Me: WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE ON MY STAGE?!?!?
Prim: SAVE BUTTERCUP! SACRIFICE KATNISS!
Katniss: HEY!
Mrs. Everdeen: Stop fighting!
Me: ALL OF YOU GET OFF THE STAGE!
Wolf mutt: *leaves*
Cato and Marvel: *leave*
Katniss: What if I don't want to?
Me: GET. OFF. THE. STAGE.
Mrs. Everdeen: I think we should get off the stage.
Katniss and Mrs. Everdeen: *leave*
Prim and Buttercup: *leave*
Me: Hey! You two get back here!
Prim: Whoops, sorry.
Me: Now say goodbye.
Prim: Goodbye!
Buttercup: Meow!
Me: Anyway, that's all! See you guys tomorrow! Send in your questions, and vote!
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Capitol TV
FanfictionHello, Capitol citizens! My name is Ellie Spark, and this is Capitol TV! Here, you can see private interviews with your favorite Hunger Games characters, and ask them questions! There are also live announcements from the President, concerning every...
