Passione Groupchat 2

Mommy Issues

"We Need A Free Day"

TheGoldenSucc: so what do you guys wanna order? I'm low-key craving Chinese

EmoGworl: sushi maybe?

Girlboss: ooh yeah sushi sounds good!

MommyShark: yeah, I'm in!

⁉️: same

TheGoldenSucc: alright, we'll order sushi then

KillMe: you just said you were craving Chinese?

TheGoldenSucc: I can eat it some other time, it's okay!

WheresMyMelanin: see? You're doing it again! When it comes to stuff outside of work, you always make sure that what you're doing fits other people's interests.

Girlboss: yeah Gio! You need to start doing things for yourself!

TheGoldenSucc: sorry

EmoGworl: the fact that you're saying "sorry" completely proves their point💀

TheGoldenSucc: so what?? Am I supposed to do stuff without caring for your feelings??

Doraemon: mostly

TheGoldenSucc: alright then. Narancia, come with me. I'm permanently keeping you in the psych ward

⁉️: NOOO NOT AGAIN!!

MommyShark: Gio, when was the last time you did something completely selfish? Something that YOU wanted

TheGoldenSucc: according to my mom, I took my "sweet fucking time" to be born

MommyShark: how is that selfish?

TheGoldenSucc: she had a reservation at this Chinese restaurant

⁉️: LNFAO THE IRONY

EmoGworl: you know what would make you feel better, kid? A trip to the park! Go and never return!

TheGoldenSucc: die

EmoGworl: no u

TheGoldenSucc: your face looks like a failed experiment

EmoGworl: your ears look like fetuses

TheGoldenSucc: you have abnormally large pinkies

KillMe: is this gonna be the rest of our night?

Girlboss: nop
Girlboss: it's the rest of our lives

MommyShark: Giogio, do you think this issue of yours has anything to do with your mom?

TheGoldenSucc: hm... now that I think of it, probably, yeah

MommyShark: oh good, cuz I already called her

TheGoldenSucc: YOU FUCKING WHAT

MommyShark: we're gonna have a chat, me and her🙏

TheGoldenSucc: NO YOU FUCKING AIN'T
TheGoldenSucc: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME BRUNO😭😭😭

MommyShark: Gio, at this point, you don't need therapy. You need to have someone take your brain out of your skull and wash it with love and sanity. I'm surprised how you haven't developed into a villain
MommyShark: exposure therapy is the best solution in these cases
MommyShark: don't you worry, I will be there

TheGoldenSucc: I hate this
TheGoldenSucc: I hate this so much
TheGoldenSucc: this is not gonna go well, I guarantee you

⁉️: we're on your side Gio! We're your buddies!

Girlboss: "BUDDIES" BYE WHO ARE YOU, MICKEY MOUSE???

⁉️: AHOY FELLAS

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