Passione Groupchat 2

oh- OH JESUS-

"Pussione"

Cheese: y'all I was thinking

GenderfluidMirror: Jesus the end is near...

Cheese: ly too

⁉️: no but frfr that's a new one. How many braincells did u fry?

Cheese: LOOK WHO'S TALKING LMFAO
Cheese: anyways
Cheese: I was wondering how yall couples started your relationships cuz let's be honest, none of us is normal and our standards are low as shit
Cheese: like, they touch the Earth nucleus

Girlboss: chilllll our standards aren't that lowww

Cheese: you're dating a girl who eats the crust of her pizza and leaves the rest

Girlboss: she's not a very hungry fella okay? :(

MommyShark: that's actually a fun and totally rational question!

Cheese: I know I know, I'm amazing

EmoGworl: well how did you and Illuso start? Cuz you smell like dog farts and they smell like rainbows and... Rolex

Cheese: I sent them a text in the middle of a mission.

GenderfluidMirror: fucking romantic I know

HatGoesHahaFunny: and they say romance is dead

Cheese: RIZ YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO DO IT

HatGoesHahaFunny: I didn't tell you to specifically send them a text, you could've called🖕

Cheese: wwooooowwww

GenderfluidMirror: he started saying he liked my asscheeks and I felt honored

Girlboss:
Girlboss: I take back what I said, your standards are very low

GenderfluidMirror: oh yeah? How did you and Sheila start?

Girlboss: it was very romantic! She took me to the balcony during new year's night, and as the fireworks went off, she confessed her love and we kissed!

Doraemon: all thanks to cupid Mista 🍷

Girlboss: all thanks to cupid Mista🍷
Girlboss: Gosh, she smelled like roses and her hands were so soft!

Mamalone: gays vs lesbians. One group texts their partner about their asscheeks, and the other group confesses under the fireworks 💀💀

Pineapple: oh wait! Mel, you never told us how you and Ghia started!

Elsa: fuck you because we didn't have to, IT WASN'T OUR OBLIGATION

Mamalone: he riddled me in Portugal

Elsa: quite literally

Mamalone: he started saying clues but somehow I started to believe he was talking about Formaggio???

Cheese: BRO WE'RE NOT THAT ALIKE AHAHAH

Elsa: yeah first of all, he doesn't smell like baked toes

Cheese: oh give me a break

Mamalone: but it was super sweet! Starting a relationship in Portugal... it was kinda romantic in its own sense!

EmoGworl: Sheila kissed Trish under the fireworks

Mamalone:
Mamalone: yeah she wins

NoMilkIce: and how did you and Bruno start, Abbacchio?

MommyShark: story time!!

EmoGworl: man

~~~~Flashbacc🤝~~~~

Bruno: Abbacchio, don't forget to bring my charger when you come back from the mission