This chapter was aesthetic_narancia 's idea :> This is a reader insert, thought it could be a fun idea! Enjoy~ 🦅 (the reader is already on the story, known between the characters)
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"Pussione"
Cheese: fun fact: there's a chicken in my room
⁉️: yeah I put it there SO IT COULD BE SAFE
Cheese: SAFE FROM WHAT, GET THIS SACK OF FLYLESS FEATHERS AWAY FROM ME
⁉️: NOT UNTIL BRUNO PROMISES NOT TO COOK IT
MommyShark: that was our dinner Narancia!
Cheese: if you don't get it out, I'll put the damn thing in the toilet
Girlboss: let's calm down, let's not put the poor chicken in the toilet :(
⁉️: NO
⁉️: FORMAJONG OPEN THE DOOR
⁉️: I'LL GET IT OUT
Cheese: say please :3
⁉️: FUCK YOUR MOM AND YOUR GRANDMA, GIVE ME THE DAMN CHICKEN
Cheese: too late. It went down the toilet
⁉️: OH MY GOD, PAULA!!!!
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SendHelp: funny story
SendHelp: I was in the toilet right
SendHelp: all of a sudden, I feel this familiar dread up my ass
SendHelp: and there's a chicken
Elsa: "FAMILIAR" THEY SAID
GenderfluidMirror: Y/N WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SHOVED A CHICKEN UP YOUR ASS???
SendHelp: it's a long story involving Risotto, a farm, and a bottle of beer. The rest is unimportant. Traumatic event... scared of chickens to this day...
HatGoesHahaFunny: memories...
TheGoldenSucc: by the way Y/N, how's the job going?
SendHelp: it's not, boss, why do you have to give me the hardest tasks??!
TheGoldenSucc: I don't. You're my weakest soldier, IT'S AN EMAIL, WHY ARE YOU SHAKING AND CRYING??!
SendHelp: IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE
NoMilkIce: I let them cook once...
SendHelp: a beautiful day
NoMilkIce: the kitchen still has a hole through the fridge
SendHelp: an honest mistake
NoMilkIce: you were MAKING TOASTS WITH JELLY
SendHelp: oh
MommyShark: lol sleigh
⁉️: SLEIGH?????
Doraemon: HAHAHAHSHDHDH
Mamalone: HLEP ME 🛷🛷🛷🛷🛷
MommyShark: what
SendHelp: DUMB BISH IT'S SLAY
MommyShark: who are we slaying?
EmoGworl: the bloodline of our enemies
MommyShark: that doesn't sound very positive...
GenderfluidMirror: dawg🧍♂️
TheGoldenSucc: anyways, Y/N, I legit need you to send that email once and for all
TheGoldenSucc: also, why the hell did I find photocopies of literal biology books in the copy machine??
HatGoesHahaFunny: oh they've been selling those
TheGoldenSucc: ??????
TheGoldenSucc: why????
SendHelp: they have the answers to the exams most kids in the tenth grade are taking right now
SendHelp: I'm telling you, boss, printing that shit was like printing MONEYYY🤑🤑🤑
SendHelp: also, I forgot those papers there, because you came in at that moment and I had to hide
WheresMyMelanin:
WheresMyMelanin: wait when was this?
SendHelp: this morning, Fugo...... this morning......
WheresMyMelanin:
TheGoldenSucc:
SendHelp:
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: hah...
TheGoldenSucc: what exactly did you see..?
SendHelp: I don't wanna talk about it
TheGoldenSucc: well, I don't want you to talk about it
SendHelp: and I don't want you to talk about this
TheGoldenSucc: I don't even know what this is
SendHelp: I don't even know what I saw
TheGoldenSucc: very well then
SendHelp: alright
EmoGworl: bruh
KillMe: poor dudes can't catch a break ever
SendHelp: not with me around sleeiighhh🛷🛷🛷
MommyShark: that's enough
Pineapple: what's going on :00
Ham: nothing Pesci, go back to bed
Pineapple: aw...
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⁉️: I sharted
SendHelp: same bro, shit buddies
⁉️: ew stinky 😒
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Passione Groupchat 2
FanfictionContinuation of my first book- Passione Groupchat! Where the crack is on fire (which is ironic, because Giorno is anti drugs-), Narancia is a walking disaster, and everyone is gay! 😃 Enjooyy~💅
