Passione Groupchat 2

Donatello Doesn't Care, He Just Wants Everyone Dead

"I Wish I Was Never Born™"

SadVegan: thank you guys for taking time of your day to come online

TheGoldenSucc: of course, Ricky!

ZAWORUDO: you interrupted my lunch, this better be important

TheGoldenSucc: dad you stole my pizza, that's NOT YOUR LUNCH
TheGoldenSucc: NARANCIA SHAT BECAUSE YOU FORCED HIM TO EAT SARDINES 😭😭

ZAWORUDO: Bruno's fault. Shouldn't have left the fridge open

Enrico: anyways, what's this all about, Rikiel?

MickeyOnCrack: yeah what's so important that you had to gather the WHOLE family?

AngerIssues: my demise...

SadVegan: well... I wanted to wait for dad to go visit Giogio in Italy, so if this goes south I won't hear from him...

ZAWORUDO: for fuck's sake, did you join a gang again?? I already told you, that's your brother's job! Get a personality of your own!

SadVegan: why are you all so mean😭😭😭

AngerIssues: and I'll join them if you don't get to the point, Pissy Pants.

SadVegan: well... okay, I'll just
SadVegan: give me a second

MickeyOnCrack: this year, please

SadVegan: okay
SadVegan: so, these last few years I've been... struggling

AngerIssues: I know, you cry yourself to sleep every night, it's annoying, SHUT UP

TheGoldenSucc: guys please. Let the fella speak

SadVegan: thank you, Giogio.
SadVegan: anyways, I've been struggling with... my identity
SadVegan: and I don't know what Pucci thinks of these things but,
SadVegan: I want you to know that I'm trans
SadVegan: and I would like for you to accept me as such.

AngerIssues: I don't care, I hate you either way.

TheGoldenSucc: aww Ricky, thank you so much for trusting and sharing this with us!

MickeyOnCrack: yeah! I've always wanted a sister! An excuse to say that she's on her period so I can't attend to public events

Enrico: I guarantee you that's not how it works

AngerIssues: yeah wtf bro how would one thing influence the other, I'M SURROUNDED BY HIPPOS

Enrico: Rikiel dear, I support you either way. Maybe now that you're out, you'll be able to find that inner confidence I'm always telling you about!

AngerIssues: I don't care.

TheGoldenSucc: Jesus man, do you ever shut it?💀

AngerIssues: kys

TheGoldenSucc: literally find a bridge

ZAWORUDO:
ZAWORUDO: you know, at first I was skeptical about your identity, but now that I realized I'll have one less man in the family, I'm actually quite happy
ZAWORUDO: welcome, my daughter!
ZAWORUDO: I still hate that you're vegan.

SadVegan: is my veganism all you see in me??😭

ZAWORUDO: YOU'RE A VAMPIRE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE VEGAN
ZAWORUDO: THE DRACULA WOULD NOT APPROVE

SadVegan: are you guys really okay with this?

TheGoldenSucc: even if we weren't, how would it stop you from being who you are? This is your journey, Ricky
TheGoldenSucc: OH speaking of that, do we like call you another name or something?

SadVegan: eh I'm okay with my name, it's fine. Thank you guys for being so supportive :>

AngerIssues: I'm not. I just don't care

ZAWORUDO: Jesus, Donny, unclench your sphincter, let the guy live
ZAWORUDO:
ZAWORUDO: I mean girl
ZAWORUDO: she
ZAWORUDO: I need to get used to this

MickeyOnCrack: yeah! His pronounces are she and her!

Enrico: Oh my lord...

TheGoldenSucc: her what now💀

MickeyOnCrack: pronounced
MickeyOnCrack: province
MickeyOnCrack: prostitution
MickeyOnCrack: prosecution

AngerIssues: drown yourself.