A/N: so sorry if the chapter is messy. Wrote it in the hospital because my little cousin fucking hot glued a COIN to my eye (I wish I was joking). Nothing will stop me from writing this shit, though!👩🎤
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"We Need A Free Day"
⁉️: okay so hear me out
⁉️: i have a question
Doraemon: go ahead, hun
⁉️: imagine this, Mista
⁉️: we dated
Doraemon: i can imagine
⁉️: what if
⁉️: we dated
Doraemon: but what if?
⁉️: ikr?
⁉️: what if we dated
Doraemon: it would be terrible for the economy
⁉️: how so
Doraemon: well, if we dated, we would have feelings for each other. Having feelings, means doing anything for each other. That includes buying things. Now, I would buy you a lot of things. Because again, the feelings. If I bought you a lot of stuff, it would be r.i.p. that wallet. If I don't have money, I will have to steal it. And because I would buy you things because I love you so much, the money would disappear from the banks. If there is no money, they will need to ask money from the world bank. And that would put our country in a lot of debt. Therefore, if we hypothetically dated, we would cause an astronomical, who knows worldwide, hole of debt.
⁉️: in a summary, us dating would be terrible for the economy.
Doraemon: exactly
⁉️: BUT
⁉️: you missed something
Doraemon: enlighten me, bro
⁉️: even if that worldwide hole debt happened, we wouldn't be suspects. Therefore, this would be our secret. Does this remind you of anything?
Doraemon: no... it can't be...
⁉️: yeah...
⁉️: we would be partners in crime...
Doraemon: and that would be... so swag...
⁉️: we would be the swagest queers alive, Mista...
⁉️: no... we would be the swagest HUMANS alive...
Doraemon: we would be so swag...
⁉️: you know what this means
Doraemon: yeah... our relationship must commence...
⁉️: indeed... Mista...
Doraemon: Nara...
⁉️: we are so swag...
Doraemon: so swag, Nara... so swag...
EmoGworl: what the fuck is going on.
⁉️: we are swag
Doraemon: but you wouldn't understand, Abba
⁉️: because you're not swag...
Doraemon: like we are
EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: I need more vodka.
KillMe: Ḭ̸̛̛͙̱̱̲͚̇͒̂̀̕'̴͔͉̠̀̂̈́̓̍͆m̸̢̖̰̺͈͂̍̾̚͜͝͝ ̷͕̤͍̻̳̌͛̑̔̅̓͜s̷̹͂̓̉͐̓o̷̧̠͒͘ ̷͇͍̓̂̑͌s̶͉̊̄͒͗̚͝c̵̢͎̗̞͙̦͒̆͑̿̀a̸̢̛̜̳̞̫͉̔̿̏̚͝ͅr̵̨̝͎͗̉̓̉ȩ̷̘̪̖̬͒ḑ̵̧̢͕͔̪̭̋́̍
KillMe: oh Jesus Christ, excuse me.
Girlboss: HELP
WheresMyMelanin: wait, let me get this straight
WheresMyMelanin: you're telling me that you're gonna date for swag's sake
Doraemon: yes, because we are swag
⁉️: and we deteriorate the economy
WheresMyMelanin: but you're already dating, therefore, you just changed the motive
Doraemon: sure for whatever that means
TheGoldenSucc: I mean, fair enough
MommyShark: yeah I have nothing against it
EmoGworl: wait, I have a question
⁉️: what?
EmoGworl: what if you're not swag enough? Is this like... exclusive?
Doraemon: indeed
⁉️: yes, Abba. You are not swag, therefore, you must not date.
EmoGworl: you heard them, Bruno
MommyShark:
MommShark: I just realized, it's 4 in the morning
⁉️: SWAG DOESN'T SLEEP
Doraemon: WE ARE SWAG
⁉️: I FELL DOWN THE BALCONY
Doraemon: FUCK YOU
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Passione Groupchat 2
FanfictionContinuation of my first book- Passione Groupchat! Where the crack is on fire (which is ironic, because Giorno is anti drugs-), Narancia is a walking disaster, and everyone is gay! 😃 Enjooyy~💅
