Passione Groupchat 2

THEY'RE JUST CHILDREN🗣

"We Need A Free Day"

MommyShark: the kids' lunches are ready. Where's Trish?

WheresMyMelanin: oh I think she's still in her room

MommyShark: did she fall asleep again??
MommyShark: I told her not to take Narancia's weed >:(

⁉️: I love you mom

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Girlboss: sorry Brunito... truth is... I'm sick

MommyShark: oh is that so?

Girlboss: yeah... can't you hear how much I'm coughing?

MommyShark: mhm. I'll take your temperature.

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Doraemon: okay. Now remember, Trish. Don't put the thermometer in the tea. Nobody believes a fever of 80°. You'd be dead. Put it under your pillow and press

Girlboss: got it!

Doraemon: and remember to cough every now and then, even if Bruno is not in the room

Girlboss: got it

EmoGworl: are you seriously pretending to be sick?💀

Girlboss: yeah. Today is the math exam and I didn't study shit

EmoGworl: whatever floats your boat. As long as yall don't drag me into this. I'll be in the balcony. If you need me, don't.

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TheGoldenSucc: Guido, for Christ's sake, it's not your free day. Where the hell are you??

Doraemon: now, now, Giogio, today is a very important holiday in Portugal! I'm celebrating it!

TheGoldenSucc: oh, so suddenly you're a patriot

Doraemon: damn right!

KillMe: news flash, Guido. You're in Italy. You're an Italian citizen.

Doraemon: so now I can't celebrate my roots?! Yall are homophobes!

WheresMyMelanin: I don't think that's the term🧍‍♂️

Doraemon: it's bad, isn't it? So it works!

⁉️: let the guy celebrate the damn day. I'm sure it's an important date!

Doraemon: damn right it is

TheGoldenSucc: fine >:/

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Girlboss: I'm having a guilt attack... I don't feel good lying to Brunito... he does so much for me, and here I am, lying to him like a dirty politician during the voting period...

⁉️: purr💅✨️

Girlboss: no, not purr...

TheGoldenSucc: easy. Stay "sick" until the test passes, and when it's over, tell him the truth

Girlboss: I'm gonna get grounded for life...

MommyShark: don't doubt that

Girlboss: BRUJO OH MY GOD

MommyShark: you're grounded, Trish. You too, Giorno and Guido

TheGoldenSucc: what did I do??

MommyShark: you're an accomplice to this crime. You're just as guilty

TheGoldenSucc: that's not fair! I'm taking the test like a good little boy!

MommyShark: I don't care
MommyShark: you're gonna make dinner for the next two weeks

Girlboss: what's my punishment, mom?

MommyShark: no phone for a week. You can chat with us via whatsapp web

Girlboss: "via whatsapp web"- mom, 2023

MommyShark: 2 weeks. That's for making fun of my motherly instincts

Girlboss: but I felt bad! I was gonna tell you the truth!

MommyShark: people with morals aren't free from sinning, my daughter

Doraemon: oh oh! What's about me?! What's my punishment??

KillMe: Don't be happy about this.😭

MommyShark: you're 19 Guido, you just won't have free days whenever it's the 4th of a month. For the next 3 months

Doraemon: it's judgement day...

⁉️: oh! What about me, Bruno??

MommyShark: you didn't do anything, why should I ground you..?

⁉️: oh because I broke the handrail, trying to do a backflip on it

MommyShark:

⁉️:
⁉️: I also broke my arm...
⁉️: it hurts ☹️