A/N: I was thinking about introducing my OC on the next chapter. He wouldn't be in the story for long anyways, but I don't know if I should lol💀
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"Underpaid Team😨"
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Cheese: seriously, I don't know why they call it a restroom if I'm fighting for my life in here
Cheese: God it smells like a raccoon vomited its lunch, ate it, and then died
HatGoesHahaFunny:
GenderfluidMirror:
Ham: ForFormaggio...
Ham: uh
TheGoldenSucc: how interesting
Cheese:
Cheese: ah fuck
Cheese: why does nobody ever warn me when the boss is here?☹️
Mamalone: because you were too busy shitting yourself
Cheese: best part of my day as a mafioso and an Italian tbh
TheGoldenSucc: I'm glad to be the bearer of good news then
Ham: A RAISE
NoMilkIce: A RAISE
Elsa: A RAISE⁉️
IGotTheMilk: A RAISE😨
TheGoldenSucc: a raise
NoMilkIce: FUCK YEAH!!!!
HatGoesHahaFunny: I
HatGoesHahaFunny: I'm gonna cry...
Cheese: YALL, I FLUSHED AND THE TOILET DIDN'T CLOG‼️
Mamalone: this is the best day of my life...
GenderfluidMirror: how much is the raise, boss?
TheGoldenSucc: let me check
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: 30%
HatGoesHahaFunny: OH MY GOD
Elsa: THE UNIVERSE IS FINALLY SMILING UPON US
Ham: I'm finally gonna get a tattoo, I was waiting for the day I'd get enough money not to worry about my savings
Mamalone: omg Post Malone irl
Ham: tf do you mean Post Malone irl💀 the dude exists LMFAO
Mamalone: have you seen yourself with your hair loose? You look like the failed abortion between Post Malone and Angelina Jolie
Ham: thanks?
Mamalone: you're welcome, you absolute waste of sperm <3
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Pineapple: I'm home! And I brought Rex with me🥺 he was sleeping at our doorstep, poor little guy
Cheese: well, if isn't the beauty and the beast! (I'll let you guess who is who)
Pineapple: ☹️
TheGoldenSucc: you guys have such a healthy relationship... I'm gonna go now. See you later
HatGoesHahaFunny: bye boss, and thanks
Mamalone: bye byeee
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Pineapple: by the way I found Narancia in the plaza
Pineapple: did you know Leone and Bucciarati got married a week ago?
Elsa: seriously? And they didn't tell us??
Mamalone: you don't give two shits
Elsa: I really don't
Ham: they said they would invite us for dinner though
Cheese: oh please, nobody willingly wants to have dinner with us
NoMilkIce: yeah because you always eat everyone's food...
Cheese: I'm a hungry fella
GenderfluidMirror: question, do we start calling Abbacchio, Leone or..?
HatGoesHahaFunny: that's right, he has Bucciarati's name now
IGotTheMilk: bro I have an idea
IGotTheMilk: call him "Mr Bucciarati" just to see how it goes
Cheese: aight!
Cheese:
Cheese: he told us to still call him Abbacchio
Ham: man the dude loves his name💀
Cheese:
Cheese: oh and Rex bit me
Cheese: I didn't know small ducks could have such a painful bite tf
Pineapple: oh he bites everyone! It means he likes you!
Mamalone: wow then he must love me, cuz I'm still bleeding from when he bit me three days ago💀
GenderfluidMirror:
GenderfluidMirror: Jesus, he bites your neck too? That looks UGLY from here
Mamalone: my neck?
Mamalone:
Mamalone: oh no, that was Ghia!
Ham: JSBQJQJSJDSI
IGotTheMilk: BRO HAS RABIES
Elsa: HE ATE MY SLICE OF PIZZA
Mamalone: my beloved😍
NoMilkIce: is this considered domestic violence?
Cheese: yall the toilet clogged
GenderfluidMirror: sighh
Ham: HOW MUCH SHIT IS COMING OUT OF YOU??
Cheese: I just gave birth to a whole baby
Cheese: it's a boy!
Pineapple: why did we have Taco Bell for lunch ☹️
Cheese: I'm gonna name him Francis
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Passione Groupchat 2
FanfictionContinuation of my first book- Passione Groupchat! Where the crack is on fire (which is ironic, because Giorno is anti drugs-), Narancia is a walking disaster, and everyone is gay! 😃 Enjooyy~💅
