Passione Groupchat 2

Woop Woop The Capos Are Going Bonkers!

"CAPITALISM"

MommyShark: men, I bring news

Unknown: what the hell is that fucking name

Unknown2: HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHW

Unknown7: MOMMY SHARK COME ON

HatGoesHahaFunny: did you people just noticed it now?

Unknown15: yours isn't any better Risotto

MommyShark: haha very funny do yall want money or not

Unknown6: Bucciarati my beloved💖

MommyShark: I didn't create this groupchat for the capos for YOU PEOPLE TO COME AT MY NAME
MommyShark: I am a mother of five, let me remind you

HatGoesHahaFunny: eleven* considering Mista's Sex Pistols

MommyShark: I work two jobs...

Unknown: what's this all about, though? This chat hasn't been active in months

MommyShark: yeah because we never had a money crisis before
MommyShark: anyways, it's solved. You guys are receiving 10% more, this time

Unknown4: man, only 10%..?

Unknown11: talk about nothing

HatGoesHahaFunny: oh my God, my team will finally be able to buy a full meal...

Unknown7: Risotto, we get it. Your team is poor.

HatGoesHahaFunny: wouldn't be like this if we had constant missions, but people can't be killed constantly🤡
HatGoesHahaFunny: that's kinda... not how ethics work

Unknown5: we're supposed to be ethical?

Unknown: I know for a fact that Narancia guy isn't, and yall don't come at him

MommyShark: he's my son :(

Unknown8: and we all have street fights to see who takes his position when he DIES

MommyShark: he will not die so soon

Unknown9: with the way things are going, I'm surprised he still has every limb in his body

MommyShark: he doesn't have a toe, if that helps...

Unknown10: why am I not surprised

MommyShark: why do yall want a position so bad anyways? As if you don't receive enough already

Unknown15: we all know you people do drugs behind our backs!

MommyShark: Mariano, we don't do drugs. That goes against- you know- our whole point

Unknown15: then why do I smell heroin every time I pass by the villa?

MommyShark: oh that's probably Trish soaking her hair in vinegar

Unknown10: why the fuck would she do that?

MommyShark: BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY, CARLOS! TRY HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR FOR ONCE

Unknown2: still, we know Narancia smokes weed, we've seen him doing it

MommyShark: it relaxes him, at least he's not banging his head between doors

Unknown: THAT'S UNFAIR, I WANT WEED TOO

MommyShark: SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL SNATCH THE EASTER EGG I GAVE YOUR NEPHEW, ROSSI

Unknown3: man I miss the previous boss

Unknown2: no you don't fuckhead, you hated his guts

Unknown7: at least he let me cook meth

Unknown14: okay Walter White, your team received 5 euros a month, you were even poorer than Risotto

HatGoesHahaFunny: thanks for the touching part...

Unknown6: okay I'll admit it Bucciarati, we just wanna be part of the boss' team

MommyShark: so does every man in Italy, you're not special WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO METH SO BAD

Unknown10: bECauSE ItS fUnNY BuCCiaRAtI

HatGoesHahaFunny: ehehe... crackheads...

Unknown2: hmmm Risotto, didn't two of your men test positive for HIV?

HatGoesHahaFunny: IT WAS A FALSE ALARM

Unknown5: hm hm...

MommyShark: yeah that's another thing
MommyShark: how the hell do you people know so much??? Where do you hear all the tea??

Unknown8: the research team likes to listen in the conversations

HatGoesHahaFunny: PAULO

Unknown6: IT'S FUNNY OKAY?!

MommyShark: if I find out you've hacked into our groupchat....

Unknown6: oh don't worry, we're stupid, but not that stupid

TheGoldenSucc: hello

Unknown7: JESUS CHRIST

Unknown2: HOLY SPRINKLES THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

HatGoesHahaFunny: Jesus fuck boss you need to stop doing this...

Unknown8: fr I be talking to my team on our groupchat and he just appears to say hi😭

TheGoldenSucc: cry about it, Bruno we have an emergency

MommyShark: what now😭

Unknown9: Narancia did something, how much do you wanna bet?

TheGoldenSucc: Narancia gave a "haircut" to his eyelashes

Unknown9: im sorry DID HE CUT HIS EYELASHES????

TheGoldenSucc: he also painted his hair red with gouache

HatGoesHahaFunny: oh Ghiaccio did that once, I can help with that

Unknown4: what is wrong with your teammates🧍‍♂️

⁉️: I also tried to tan in the oven
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⁉️: I WANTED TO GIVE MYSELF A MAKEOVER OKAY??