Passione Groupchat 2

Anything Works When It Comes To Getting High

"We Need A Free Day"

TheGoldenSucc: great news everyone!

EmoGworl: you have aids???

TheGoldenSucc: what

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: oh this is our team's groupchat, for a moment I thought you were Melone

TheGoldenSucc: 😀

Pudding: you're actually the only person in this groupchat that doesn't frighten me when you say you have "good news"

Doraemon: yeah the last time someone said those words, we had to save Narancia from getting attacked

⁉️: geese are fast and spiteful...

TheGoldenSucc: anywayssss
TheGoldenSucc: guess what
TheGoldenSucc: Carne isn't around anymore!

EmoGworl: YOU KILLED HIM???

Pudding: YOU KNOW YOU CAN REVIVE HIM, RIGHT??

TheGoldenSucc: relax, he's not dead. He's just being kept in Switzerland. For good
TheGoldenSucc: the cops want him there and so does the Swiss government

Doraemon: oh that's a good thing!

TheGoldenSucc: but there's also bad news. With this, it means we lost a powerful Stand user who was on our side
TheGoldenSucc: which means, bye bye money✨️

MommyShark: actually, that's not going to be a problem
MommyShark: we can get his departure income easily

TheGoldenSucc: what are you talking abOOOHHH THE SPEEDWAGON FOUNDATION!!

EmoGworl: Giorno, you're the stupidest smart guy I know.

KillMe: also, I'm taking care of it. Carne will be back, but in a couple of months.

TheGoldenSucc: okay, okay, that's good

MommyShark: also, the SPW can send us another Stand user while Carne is out

TheGoldenSucc: the more the merrier

MommyShark: I'll send you their files later

1 participant is now online.

Girlboss: yall have no idea what I saw at school today

Doraemon: NOW WE'RE TALKING
Doraemon: What did the teenagers do this time???

Girlboss: I entered the bathroom and I saw this circle of people SNIFFING GLUE
Girlboss: BRO THEY WERE HIGH ON GLUE💀💀

TheGoldenSucc: well, at least they're not injecting themselves with heroin

Girlboss: bro one of these girls was trying to put an electric cable in her mouth
Girlboss: she kept screaming "I'M GONNA LIGHT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!!"
Girlboss: she's in the ER now

EmoGworl: a normal day in Italy

KillMe: that's how Italian people say "good morning".

⁉️: I want whatever the hell they sniffed

Girlboss: glue

⁉️: that did not change my mind

TheGoldenSucc: if I catch you sniffing glue, I'm gonna cut off your left nut and feed it to Rex.

⁉️: maybe I'll pass on the glue

MommyShark: anyways, me and Abbacchio are off

EmoGworl: if you need us, don't.

MommyShark: unless someone died
MommyShark: otherwise don't contact us

TheGoldenSucc: can we know where you're going, at least?

EmoGworl: court, we're getting married

⁉️: BRO AND YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO INVITE US??

Doraemon: FUCK YOU, I WANNA BE THERR

EmoGworl: MY ASS YOU'RE COMING

MommyShark: we wanna do this alone and fast, we'll take pictures

Girlboss: alright...

KillMe: we wanted to at least wait outside...

Pudding: yeah such an important day...

MommyShark:

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: Bruno no

MommyShark: they're my children, Leone

EmoGworl: they didn't come out of your vagina

MommyShark: I might not have been there to see their first steps, or their first words, or... see them committing arson for the first time idk? But they're still my kids☹️

⁉️: we are, he's our legal guardian

Girlboss: please Abbbaaaa

TheGoldenSucc: 🥺

Doraemon: 🥺

KillMe: 🥺.

⁉️: 🥺

Pudding: 🥺

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: urgh fine, everyone get in the fucking van before I change my mind...

⁉️: LA RESISTANCE! LA RESISTANCE!

EmoGworl: I wanna get high on glue...