Passione Groupchat 2

Listen... He's Trying His Best...

"We Need A Free Day"

Pudding: WHY DO I HAVE TO TALK TO THEM???

Doraemon: because it's your job..?

Pudding: no, my job is to take phone calls and assist Giogio with his schedules
Pudding: I DON'T HAVE TO TEACH SHIT TO THE NEW RECRUIT

MommyShark: you won't have to teach them anything. You just have to introduce them to their job. They're not staying for long, only until Carne comes back

Pudding: oh please they're gonna be in the Guard Squad, why can't fucking Tiziano do it??

KillMe: damn it, Fugo, just do it.

Pudding: I'M THE SAME GUY WHO COMMITTED DEFENESTRATION ON ILLUSO LAST WEEK BECAUSE SHE DRANK MY MILK

⁉️: Fuck, I'll do it Panna
⁉️: COWARD

Pudding: I'm gonna bake you chocolate cake for dessert!🤩

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DM from ⁉️ to Unknown.

⁉️: hi welcome to Chili's

Unknown: excuse me?

⁉️: great, you don't have a sense of humor
⁉️: name

Unknown: Mandorla

⁉️: you're a chick?

Unknown: no, I'm an octopus

⁉️: great, now we have an animal here
⁉️: and a sarcastic queen...

Unknown: are you really on the boss' Elite Team?

⁉️: the first one. I'm important😾
⁉️:
⁉️: wait, stop. I'm the one asking questions here
⁉️: age

Unknown: 23

⁉️: fuck my life, you're old

Unknown: how old are you..?

⁉️: you don't ask that to a lady!

Unknown: you're also a woman?

⁉️: no, I'm just trying to make this less serious than it needs to be
⁉️: you're kinda boring...

Unknown: thanks?

⁉️: you're gonna have to change your username

Unknown has changed their username to Mandorla.

⁉️: wow you are really creative...

Mandorla: I'm sorry, I thought this was a serious job?

⁉️: it is, you're gonna be on the Guard Squad, the second Elite Team, aaaand your job is to do whatever a guy named Fugo tells you to do
⁉️: literally anything
⁉️: unless he asks you to go fuck yourself. In that scenario, he's just mad. Probably because of me

Mandorla: is the team big or...

⁉️: you're replacing a guy that's currently arrested in Switzerland, and you won't be here for very long. Only like 5 months or so
⁉️: the team has five people in total: three fairly normal people, a dog, and a psycho
⁉️: two guys named Tiziano and Squalo are going to help you and stuff during these first few weeks

Mandorla: are they nice at least?

⁉️:
⁉️: meh
⁉️: they're both gay and one of them is black, they're both mad at the world anyway. You're just an accessory

Mandorla: people are gay in here?

⁉️: duh, we're the mafia, we do whatever the fuck we want
⁉️: besides, we have better things to worry about than if some of us like dick🗿

Mandorla: great, because I lied, I'm not a woman

⁉️: okay, but who lies during an interview with a mafioso?💀💀

Mandorla: I didn't know if you people were okay with this type of thing so
Mandorla: put yourself in my shoes! It's my first time in the mob!

⁉️: huh. Fresh meat
⁉️: so you're a man?
⁉️: and your name is Mandorla

Mandorla: a transgender man, yes. And yes.

⁉️: you're gonna be great friends with a certain someone from the hitman team
⁉️: you're gonna be fine, don't worry

Mandorla: okay, thank you Mister..?

⁉️: Narancia. Don't get used to me, we'll barely talk
⁉️: do you have an ability?

Mandorla: you mean my Stand?

⁉️: no, magic tricks
⁉️: of course it's your Stand I'm talking about...

Mandorla: ah, you also manage the art of sarcasm

⁉️: fairly well

Mandorla: my Stand is called Left Eye and- explained very quickly- it can replace a target's eyes and I can control them for a maximum of 10 minutes

⁉️: well that sounds powerful...

Mandorla: meh. I go into a trance so my physical body needs to be in a 10 meter radius for my Stand to work. It takes a lot of precision and a very anticipated plan

⁉️: I don't care, as long as you do your job
⁉️: have fun
⁉️: if you need anything, don't text me
⁉️: I'll send you the team's address later

1 participant is now offline.

Mandorla: I feel... very welcome...

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"We Need A Free Day"

⁉️: HE'S SO BORING AND FOR WHAT

Pudding: man, I should've taken him while I could...

KillMe: great, someone on the team who happens to be serious. My mental sanity will last a bit longer.

⁉️: should we prank him?? As a welcoming prank!

Pudding: why the fuck would we do that?

⁉️: because it's funny

Girlboss: omg yes we totally should

EmoGworl: girl💀

Doraemon: let's not prank the poor guy, he sounds so done already and he's barely started🤠

⁉️: what if I fart on his pillow