Passione Groupchat 2

Abba's Donation

"It's Britney BITCH"

Girlboss: then guess what! She gave me detention! Can you believe that whore of a teacher?? I surely don't miss school

TheGoldenSucc: we know, Trish...
TheGoldenSucc: we're in your class.
TheGoldenSucc: we were there.
TheGoldenSucc: everyone saw it💀

Girlboss: you're just sour cuz you're QUEER

TheGoldenSucc: yes, that is mostly the reason why my life is the way it is💀

⁉️: but God loves us either way, as Bruno says!

TheGoldenSucc: please, if he loved me, he would've made me 100% white and straight 💀💀💀💀

Girlboss: again, you're sour because you like a booyyyy🤭✨️✨️✨️✨️

TheGoldenSucc: Nuh uh!! Nuh uh!!🤭✨️

⁉️: he's kicking his feet and giggling while typing this, I'm gonna kms💀

Girlboss: it was about time. Throw yourself under a bus

⁉️: drown

Girlboss: find a bridge

⁉️: slit

Girlboss: literally hang

⁉️: tutorial pls

TheGoldenSucc: most normal conversation in this groupchat

Girlboss: also, do yall know why Bruno and Abba have been locked in their room the entire morning? It's not normal

⁉️: I heard them talking
⁉️: something something baby

TheGoldenSucc: SOMETHING SOMETHING BABY???????

Girlboss: BABY CHILD INFANT????

⁉️: WOULDN'T IT BE COOL THOUGH

Girlboss: HAVING A BABY WITH YOU AROUND?? YEAH EVENT OF THE CENTURY

TheGoldenSucc: yeah if you think about it, Narancia and a baby aren't very different
TheGoldenSucc: both of them pee uncontrollably, get stuck in random places, burp and vomit more than they should, and both of them require us to baby-proof the villa

⁉️: oi I might not be SMART but I'm street SMART!

TheGoldenSucc: that does not help my case

Girlboss: should we go investigate?

⁉️: we totally should

TheGoldenSucc: let's go then!

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"We Need A Free Day"

Girlboss: sooooo

TheGoldenSucc: today is a beautiful day

⁉️: indeed
⁉️: wouldn't you agree @/EmoGworl ?

EmoGworl: uh

Doraemon: how much money do yall want?

Girlboss: what makes you think we want money??

MommyShark: that's the only thing that makes you talk to us VOLUNTARILY

Girlboss: >:( we know about the baby you and Abba want to have!

WheresMyMelanin: HUH????

Doraemon: BABY????

KillMe: BABY CHILD INFANT???

EmoGworl: what in the flying hell are you talking ab
EmoGworl: oohhhh

MommyShark: ohh
MommyShark: no no guys, that's not it

EmoGworl: Narancia is already enough of a baby, why would we want another one?

Doraemon: ask that to Bruno. He's the one who adopts distressed Italian children

MommyShark: no, guys, you see
MommyShark: our neighbors, Mrs and Mr Amiel, they want to have a baby but they can't. So they asked us for help

Doraemon: you're gonna fuck Mrs Amiel?

MommyShark: NO Jesus what??

EmoGworl: I'm just gonna give a sample to the lab, and they'll work with that

Girlboss: isn't that weird for you? Knowing there's a child with your hair, your face, your eyes, walking around... sharing your mental illness. And you can't be a part of their life?

EmoGworl: I'm not the one who's gonna take care of it so
EmoGworl: it's also a part of me I'll be leaving in the world.
EmoGworl: I'm just here to provide.
EmoGworl: like a cow

WheresMyMelanin: well, good luck then

MommyShark: he's gonna need it
MommyShark: the lab gave him a whole diet and advised him to not "have fun" until the day they're supposed to collect the samples

Doraemon: ooohhhh you go Abba! High quality baby!
Doraemon: you just gotta concentrate and think "little boys, little boys, little boys"!

MommyShark: REPHRASE THAT IMMEDIATELY

Doraemon: OH
Doraemon: OH JESUS NO, I MEANT LIKE
Doraemon: AIM FOR A LITTLE BOY
Doraemon: JESUS CHRIST THAT SOUNDED EVEN WORSE

Girlboss: what this idiot is trying to say, is that you gotta concentrate to give them a boy. Which is stupid, BECAUSE ITS NOT LIKE YOU CAN CHOOSE
Girlboss: THIS AINT BUILD A CHILD💀🧸

Doraemon: okay, I think I got it
Doraemon: all you gotta do while you're "making your product", Abba, is to concentrate on providing them with little boys
Doraemon:
Doraemon: I feel like it's still wrong

MommyShark has muted Doraemon.

MommyShark: there

EmoGworl: this will be a quick process. I just hope they don't call me when the kid starts asking them "why am I the size of a tree when the two of you are the size of a sheep"💀

MommyShark: it'll be fine, tesoro
MommyShark: they're very happy and very grateful to you

EmoGworl: I know. I actually felt really happy when we told them we accepted and Mrs Amiel smiled so brightly. I feel like I'm doing something amazing

Girlboss: you are, Abba :)

WheresMyMelanin: New update: Leone Abbacchio is developing empathy.

EmoGworl: 😐

⁉️: so
⁉️: just to be clear
⁉️: when the baby grows up
⁉️: I'm not allowed to take it walking

Girlboss: IT'S NOT A DOG, NARANCIA
Girlboss: AND NO. YOU CANT.
Girlboss: the baby will probably be the one walking you with a leash to make sure you don't get lost

⁉️: die.