Passione Groupchat 2

She's Gonna Sue You-

"Underpaid Team😨"

Elsa: I just have one question

Mamalone: lucky you, cuz I have several

Elsa: it's Trish who's changing rooms. Why are WE moving her stuff???

Pineapple: cuz she's a lady and she needs to take care of her spine

GenderfluidMirror: can't Bucciarati and Abbacchio do this though???

HatGoesHahaFunny: they're all on a mission, just move her stuff so we can go back home

GenderfluidMirror: yeah I'm trying, but GELATO here doesn't have any arm strength!

IGotTheMilk: Illuso, if I push this bedframe up the stairs one more time, I'm gonna give birth to my colon

Elsa: I already let her shit fall to the floor like 5 times, I wasn't made for this

Mamalone: for real, do you know how awkward it was when I dropped one of her boxes and it literally burst open, and I had to pick up her BRA???

Ham: oh Jesus Christ Melone...

Mamalone: it was so fucking uncomfortable, which is saying a lot coming from me! I didn't want to see a sixteen year old's purple bra!

GenderfluidMirror: ooo I want a purple bra :0

Cheese: he truly needs one, cuz his tits are becoming more ginormous with each passing day

GenderfluidMirror: sorry

Cheese: YOU'RE APOLOGIZING??? I'M THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE!

HatGoesHahaFunny: fr Lu, you're almost surpassing my tatas

NoMilkIce: is that even possible??

Ham: Gelato for fuck's sake, stop it

IGotTheMilk: I'M TRYING MY BEST HERE

Ham: DO YOU NEED TO VOICE IT, THOUGH??? YOU SOUND LIKE A CONSTIPATED MOOSE

IGotTheMilk: I give up
IGotTheMilk: yall carry this shit, I'm outta here

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HatGoesHahaFunny: can't really blame him, there's a lot of stuff

Elsa: this girl is so spoiled istg

Pineapple: she's an only daughter ☹️

Ham: Pesci, that house is full of kids

Pineapple: kids, not girls. She's the only girl

Ham: Sheila E exists

Pineapple: but she's nobody's daughter ☹️

HatGoesHahaFunny: no wonder why. The girl thinks she's in law school or something, she annoys the heck out of people

Elsa: for real bro, she's always saying how she's gonna sue you or some shit

KillMe: you're talking about me behind my back, that's mean, I'm gonna tell on you.

Elsa: this also works

HatGoesHahaFunny: how the hell did you get in here???

Cheese: bro thinks she's Narancia

KillMe: I have yall's passwords, including your browsing history.

Ham:
Ham: do you now

KillMe: why are you into noses?

Ham: big noses are good to sit on

Elsa: absolute EW

Ham: also that's literally an invasion of privacy, we're gonna sue you

KillMe: you can't, Giorno gave me the rights to the accounts, so you can't do that.

Ham: what the fuck

KillMe: also, yall didn't pay me back from that time I lent you money for your ice creams, I'm gonna sue you.

HatGoesHahaFunny: oh my God, please don't, I have a family to feed.

GenderfluidMirror: you say all that shit, Sheila, but you're the one who literally didn't do the reports last month. We can sue you for that, because you made us do YOUR job

KillMe: I did the reports, what are you talking about?

GenderfluidMirror: no you did not, you annihilated those sheets, it wasn't EVEN VALID ANYMORE

KillMe: it was multiple choice, I chose every single option, including the right one.

Mamalone: excuse me, are you joking??

KillMe: I'm gonna sue you-

Elsa: OKAY ENOUGH

⁉️: hehe Sheila is in trouble

HatGoesHahaFunny: BUT IS THIS A PUBLIC CHAT???

⁉️: I accidentally ate Rex