Passione Groupchat 2

THE FIGHT???

"Pussione"

Ham: okay, which one of you love-fucks are fighting?

Pineapple: big bro, it's three in the morning, everyone is in their rooms. If there's a couple fighting, you have 3 options.

Girlboss: well, I doubt it's Bruno and Abba, cuz Abba loves to sleep and Bruno loves to watch him sleep

HatGoesHahaFunny: I'm sorry, what

Girlboss: I'm jokingggggg
Girlboss: 🧍‍♀️
Girlboss: anyways

GenderfluidMirror: it's probably not Sorbet and Gelato either

⁉️: what makes you say that?

GenderfluidMirror: well, ever since our neighbor's baby stopped crying every night, they've become these heavy sleepers, it's actually comedic

Doraemon: then... that only leaves us with...

Mamalone:
Mamalone: no...

KillMe: there's no way...

Girlboss: Gio and Panna...

Elsa: well-
Elsa: they also can't be because

EmoGworl: it's because of a door.

Ham: excuse me

MommyShark: Gio and Panna are fighting because of a door

Doraemon: forget about the door, Panna and Gio are FIGHTING?????

Girlboss: YOU MEAN OUR PANNA AND OUR GIO???

Cheese: the apocalypse is near...

Ham: they were my last hope on true love...

EmoGworl: unclench your pussies. Couples fight. It's normal. Frankly, I was starting to get worried because they NEVER fought in their lives

Elsa: WELL DO SOMETHING! IM NOT READY TO SEE THOSE TWO GOING AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS

EmoGworl: neither were we, that's why we left

HatGoesHahaFunny: huh?

MommyShark: oh we're in the kitchen

EmoGworl: ain't no way I'm getting in the middle of that

Mamalone: LMFAO

⁉️: WHY???

MommyShark: DO YOU KNOW HOW SCARY GIORNO IS WHEN HE'S SCREAMING??? FIRST OF ALL, HE'S SCREAMING

EmoGworl: and to make it all worse, Fugo is part of it too

Girlboss: maybe try to get their attention?

MommyShark: hell no
MommyShark: you never interrupt fighting couples unless you have a death wish. They both turn against you and next thing you know, they're making out but YOU are the new issue

GenderfluidMirror: BETTER THAN NOTHING JUST GET THEM TO STOP

Pineapple: wait why are they fighting, again?

MommyShark: well, before Panna came back from the meeting with the Capos yesterday, Rex accidentally broke the lock at the bottom of the door, and now we can't close it

EmoGworl: when Fugo asked what happened, Giorno tried to lie, saying that he was having some trouble opening the door, so he had to force it open

MommyShark: when Fugo found out what actually happened, he was mad at Gio for lying and being careless with Rex

EmoGworl: and Giorno is mad because it's Rex we're talking about, and because he knows how "Panna is when it comes to conversations at 3 am, so he has no right to be mad"