H-He's A Barbie Girl......

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A/N: for anyone curious about my last AN (nobody is, I'm just delulu and wanna share shit), I AM OFFICIALLY BLIND FROM ONE EYE😃 This SUCKS😍 Anywaysssss enjoy the chapterrrrrr✨️✨️✨️

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"We Need A Free Day"

MommyShark: where's Trish? She's been offline the whole day. Which isn't normal, cuz she's on vacation, and we're rich, and we have a pool

TheGoldenSucc: she's been in her room all day. I tried to go in and share my MLP collection and she didn't answer >:(

EmoGworl: you have a My Little Pony collection..?

TheGoldenSucc: yes, have a problem with that?

EmoGworl: you're acting like a kid... grow up

TheGoldenSucc: no shit Sherlock, I'm 17

EmoGworl: act like a guy your age!

TheGoldenSucc: do us all a favor and throw your meds in the trash

EmoGworl: do the same with your fucking sleeping pills

TheGoldenSucc: pills? You should do the same to those you take when you HAVE SEX WITH BRUNO

EmoGworl: KYS

1 participant is now online.

Girlboss: I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE, I NEED TO GO ON BIRTH CONTROL

⁉️: JESUS CHRIST💀💀💀

Doraemon: can the three of you chill qiwnwkqjw

KillMe: let's solve everything
KillMe: Abbacchio, Giorno has the tism, he has a pass to like mlp although THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. YOU HAVE BEEF WITH A KID.
KillMe: Gio, you have to understand that because Abba is on antidepressants, he has slight issues of erectile disfunction. He needs to take those pills

⁉️: I CANT TAKE THIS CONVERSATION SERIOUSLY 💀💀💀💀💀

KillMe: and baby, why do you wanna go on birth control? You don't need it, and it has a ton of side effects

Girlboss: Sheila baby E, you DO NOT understand. I am going MENTAL. INSANE. BATSHIT CRAZY.
Girlboss: my intestines are punishing me; my uterus feels like it's DECAYING; I'm bleeding more than a pig on a stick; if I sneeze, this couch will never be the same; I'm on the verge of passing out every 15 seconds; I FEEL LIKE IM PAYING FOR SINS I HAVEN'T EVEN COMMITTED YET

MommyShark: Trish, you and I can go to the hospital, and take care of that

Girlboss: REALLY?? Oh my God MOM I LOVE YOU

⁉️: good luck, have fun!

WheresMyMelanin: LMFOA

Girlboss: YEAH NARANCIA IM GONNA HAVE THE TIME OF MY LIFE💀💀

⁉️: NICE!! Can I tag along then?😃

Girlboss: YOUR MOM, NO YOU CANT

⁉️: >:(

KillMe: me and Trish will be waiting in the car

2 participants are now offline.

EmoGworl: by the way, yesterday was amazing

Doraemon: I knooowww the Barbie movie is amazing!

TheGoldenSucc: it was so awesome😭

WheresMyMelanin: petition to start greeting every woman with "Hi Barbie"

MommyShark: awww that would be adorable

1 participant is now online.

Girlboss: I forgot my purse, open the door

⁉️: hi Barbie!!

Girlboss: omg hi Allan!!!

⁉️: WHY AM I ALLAN😭😭

Doraemon: Allan is the slayest💪

EmoGworl: all stan Allan

ZAWORUDO: I liked Ken

TheGoldenSucc: you're still here?!

ZAWORUDO: I've been here

TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: WHAT

ZAWORUDO: I'm not saying anything else without my lawyer present.

MommyShark: Mr Brando, you ARE the lawyer

ZAWORUDO: yeah so where is my present? >:(

Girlboss: I'm

ZAWORUDO: omg hi Barbie!!

Girlboss: hi British!

Doraemon: HELP

⁉️: This reminds me of when I went to the bathroom before the movie and let the popcorn fall in the toilet

WheresMyMelanin: no you didn't, the popcorn were just fine after you came ba
WheresMyMelanin:

Girlboss: EW EW EW EW

EmoGworl: NARANFIA

⁉️: I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world‼️💕

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