DM from ⁉️ to WheresMyMelanin.
⁉️: yo panini
WheresMyMelanin: I'm not gonna shower the rat in the basement
⁉️: IT NEEDS A SHOWER
WheresMyMelanin: OF COURSE IT DOES, IT'S A RAT. IT'S A SACK OF DISEASES! IM NOT TOUCHING IT
⁉️: YOU'RE AN ASS🗣🗣
⁉️: but no, it's not that I want to talk to you aboutWheresMyMelanin: oh man, I'm terrified...
⁉️: Panna, you're my best friend, right?
WheresMyMelanin: unfortunately. What's up?
⁉️: I wanted to ask you something, but I totally get it if you don't wanna do it
WheresMyMelanin: Nara, you're scaring me. You never care about how uncomfortable your wishes might make other people feel.
⁉️: this is different.
WheresMyMelanin: you asked Bruno to unclog YOUR bathtub the other day
⁉️: THE WATER WOULDN'T GO DOWN
WheresMyMelanin: BECAUSE A BALL OF YOUR HAIR WAS CLOGGING IT
WheresMyMelanin: IT WAS DISGUSTING, IT LOOKED LIKE A CAT HAD DIED IN THERE⁉️: :(
⁉️: I have nowhere else to shave...WheresMyMelanin: Narancia, was all that hair your LEG HAIR???
⁉️: armpits too
⁉️: chest hair too
⁉️: and... another type of hairWheresMyMelanin: OH MY GOD WHY WAS IT SO LONG QND DARK
WheresMyMelanin: WAIT NO, DON'T ANSWER THAT⁉️: I wasn't going to.
WheresMyMelanin: so... what's going on...
⁉️: you know how I'm confused?
WheresMyMelanin: yes, there's clearly something wrong in your brain if you PIERCE YOUR NIPPLES WITH MECHANICAL PENCILS
⁉️: NOT THAT TYPE OF CONFUSED
WheresMyMelanin: sighhhh
WheresMyMelanin: yes, I know. What's going on?⁉️: okay so...
⁉️:
⁉️: before that, please promise me you won't tell anybody. Not even Giogio. He'll probably judge me with his autistic eyes while he writes on his autistic papers with his autistic penWheresMyMelanin: I promise I won't tell a soul, but Giogio wouldn't judge you like that
⁉️: how do you know you're a guy?
WheresMyMelanin: well, because I feel like one
WheresMyMelanin: no point in questioning it since I don't feel the need to
WheresMyMelanin: why? You're still questioning?⁉️: yeah, I don't know what to do! I feel like I don't know myself! It's frustrating!
WheresMyMelanin: hm... look, I can't help you much on that aspect Nara... maybe talk to Illuso. They were in a similar situation once. Maybe talk to Mandorla too. He's trans, after all
⁉️: I'd rather staple my finger than having a full conversation with that guy, bro's boring💀 Maybe I'll talk to Lu, though
WheresMyMelanin: you do well. Good luck on your journey! If you wanna talk, I'm here
⁉️: thanks, Panna. You're the best!
WheresMyMelanin: with the shit I get from you, you bet your ass I am
⁉️: btw the rat is under your pillow
WheresMyMelanin:
WheresMyMelanin: OH MY GOD IT SHAT
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Passione Groupchat 2
FanfictionContinuation of my first book- Passione Groupchat! Where the crack is on fire (which is ironic, because Giorno is anti drugs-), Narancia is a walking disaster, and everyone is gay! 😃 Enjooyy~💅