Continuation of my first book- Passione Groupchat!
Where the crack is on fire (which is ironic, because Giorno is anti drugs-), Narancia is a walking disaster, and everyone is gay! 😃
Enjooyy~💅
Doraemon: yall I just saw the cutest shit ever! Doraemon: I saw Rex trying to hug a statue of a flamingo 🥺🥺
⁉️: awwww ⁉️: wait ⁉️: oh my God, their kids would be fucks! ⁉️: flamingo + duck!
MommyShark: DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT OMG
⁉️: fine they'd be dingos, better?
MommyShark: I don't... I don't know...
Doraemon: works just fine Doraemon: by the way, I just confirmed it. The place where we held the new years party, is free on the 16th. So we can hold Giogio's birthday party there!
TheGoldenSucc: wait what TheGoldenSucc: what's this all about? Nobody told me anything!
MommyShark: well, you're the Don, you can't just spend your birthday at home
TheGoldenSucc: why the heck not??
EmoGworl: because THE MOOLAH GIORNO! MONEY. CA-CHING! SPEND SPEND SPEND
TheGoldenSucc: where does the money come in this??
Girlboss: Giogio, you know I could care less, and I totally agree with you Girlboss: but understand this: the fact that you're such an important person in the mafia world, requires you to make some sacrifices. One of those sacrifices, is having to spend lots... and lots of time with old people Girlboss: old people who have MONEY, which they're willing to spend on you Girlboss: when I was a kid, my friends gave me dolls on my birthday. On YOUR birthday, old men give you CASH Girlboss: you know what I'm saying?
TheGoldenSucc: I do, but I don't want this to be a big deal
MommyShark: listen, you just need to get there, say hi to a few people, and then we can be on our way MommyShark: we can go eat at Libeccio's if you want
TheGoldenSucc: last year we didn't do this
MommyShark: because you still had a lot of enemies, it would be too dangerous to have such an open event MommyShark: this time is different
TheGoldenSucc: I don't know...
EmoGworl: fuck you, you're having a party
TheGoldenSucc: can you communicate without having to say a swear word?
EmoGworl: fuck you
TheGoldenSucc: okay.
Girlboss: heheh Girlboss: he's a 10 but he hates social interactions
⁉️: LNFAO
TheGoldenSucc: she's a 10 but her father tried to kill her
Doraemon: OH MY GOD
Girlboss: he's a 10 but his mother doesn't love him
TheGoldenSucc: she's a 10 but her mother is dead
Girlboss: he's a 10 but he takes medication to be able to sleep at night
TheGoldenSucc: she's a 10 but her perfume smells like cattle
Girlboss: he's a 10 but he's autistic
TheGoldenSucc: she's a 10 but her grades are a 3
Girlboss: he's a 10 but his boyfriend is albino
WheresMyMelanin: WHY AM I ALWAYS SUCKED INTO YOUR CONVERSATIONS
MommyShark: okay that's enough. Narancia, are you back from shopping?
⁉️: I had an accident
KillMe: bet he pissed himself when the lady from the registry asked what was his NIF for the shopping.
⁉️: no, I actually had an accident ⁉️:
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EmoGworl: there goes Bruno's car
Girlboss: OH MY GOD
WheresMyMelanin: JESUS CHRIST NARANCIA ARE YOU OKAY???
⁉️: 😃 ⁉️: I can use this as an excuse in class ⁉️: "yeah teacher, I was in a car crash... it almost killed me 😥😥 it was a very traumatic event😭 I don't know if I'll be able to hand in my homework 😔😔😔"
Doraemon: dude are you hurt??
⁉️: nah, just scared the crap out of me
MommyShark: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET YOUR LICENSE MommyShark: LOOK AT THIS
⁉️: oh but I don't have my license
EmoGworl: he's gonna explode oh no
MommyShark: I AM GOING TO COMMIT FILICIDE
⁉️: it's okay, Josuke is here ⁉️: ⁉️: I'm tired of seeing him constantly, everytime I go on patrol with my tutors...
TheGoldenSucc: hi Josuke!!!
⁉️: hey Giogio!! Fun fact: I drove my bike into the river ⁉️: I think there's a curse in Italy: people automatically dislearn how to drive
MommyShark: no, you guys are just dumb...
KillMe: Bruno, no offense, but you're not a God on the wheel either...
Doraemon: true, I always pray for my life everytime I get in a car with you
MommyShark: WELL, GOOD FOR YOU! THERE'S NO CAR NOW!
⁉️: what if I told yall I did piss myself with the crash?
TheGoldenSucc: aren't you used to see that stuff as a wannabe cop?
⁉️: oh no, that was me, Narancia :3 ⁉️: I need a new pair of jeans...
