Passione Groupchat 2

NO FORMAJONG, DON'T DO IT⁉️

"Underpaid Team😨"

Cheese: yall I have a question

Mamalone: shoot (I'm scared)

Cheese: are you people circumcised?

Elsa: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT LMFAJ

Cheese: I was in the shower and thought about it
Cheese: I should get a circumcision!

GenderfluidMirror: you underestimate how painful that shit is, as an adult
GenderfluidMirror: that's why they do it when you're a baby

Cheese: well my junk is ugly! I want it pretty

IGotTheMilk: BRO THAT'S NOT A BARBIE YOU CAN JUST DRESS UP, YOUR DICK IS AN ORGAN, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY💀💀💀

Cheese: well we have money, now! I can do whatever the hell I want!

HatGoesHahaFunny: that's not how it works...

NoMilkIce: and that's not the issue at hand💀 you can't get an erection for a certain amount of time, or else your stitches will come off. Then you're gonna have to take more. Which will hurt and bleed like shit. And if that keeps happening, your dick will be literally deformed
NoMilkIce: I've never seen your cock, but trust me, it doesn't need to suffer🗿

Cheese: are you circumcised?

NoMilkIce: yeah, but they did it when I was still an infant

Cheese: did it hurt?

NoMilkIce:
NoMilkIce: cried like a baby...

Cheese: well then
Cheese: Lu, I'm afraid you can't come anywhere near me for the next few days after the operation

GenderfluidMirror: sharty what💀

Cheese: I can't risk getting hard! I'm doing this for you, baby girl😼

GenderfluidMirror: I will literally never sleep with you again, if you cut off your dick

Cheese: oh I won't cut it off, the doctors will!

Ham: it's actually laughable how stupid he is

Pineapple: it can't be the stupidest thing he's done... as far as I remember

IGotTheMilk: I have a whole list

HatGoesHahaFunny: we're gonna be here until Christmas

Cheese: Riz you're an asshole😭

HatGoesHahaFunny: don't I know it

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"Underpaid Team😨"

Cheese: so I went to the doctor

Ham: ALREADY???

NoMilkIce: YOU ACTUALLY DID IT??

Cheese: not yet
Cheese: the one closest to here and the most affordable one, happens to be a woman
Cheese: I can't do it, I'll be too uncomfortable

Elsa: it's no thrill for the woman either, trust me

GenderfluidMirror: yeah babe, leave it, your friend down there is fine as it is

Mamalone: trust her, she talks from experience

IGotTheMilk: HAHAHAHAHAH

Cheese: but babe, I'm doing this for you☹️

GenderfluidMirror: man, a circumcision won't make your 3 centimeter cock any bigger, stop being stupid

Ham: HRLP

Cheese: I love you so much, you make me feel alive🙄

Pineapple: but seriously, don't do it. It's a waste of time, money, and skin

Cheese: oh but my family's done this for years

Pineapple: circumcisions?

Cheese: no, minding their own damn business, Pesci

Pineapple: I'm so appreciated in this famiglia...

Ham: @/Cheese if you talk shit about him again, I'll shove your own feces down your throat while you sleep, bitch