"Pussione"
Cheese: salutations, dearest coworkers
Cheese: me and my team have a huge problem.
EmoGworl: when do you not?
Mamalone: this time, it's my fault ☝️
TheGoldenSucc: what happened now...
Mamalone: you know Ghia's car?
MommyShark: what about it?
Mamalone: yeah I was drunk and I decided to go for a ride, and I might or might have not ran into somebody's house.....
Pudding: as in... you crashed against their wall?
Elsa: no, he quite literally drove into someone's house. Like he broke their wall, and MY car ran over a TV and a dinner table
Girlboss: OH MY GOD⁉️
⁉️: YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN ME LFMFAO
TheGoldenSucc:
Mamalone: so yeah boss, I will need my money earlier 👉👈
TheGoldenSucc:
HatGoesHahaFunny: when we went to go get him, he was passed out in the car, lying in his own vomit, surrounded by a puddle of blood
Mamalone: I don't know how I'm still alive🤸♀️
Mamalone: and Ghia's not talking to me
GenderfluidMirror: yeah well you DROVE HIS CAR INTO SOMEONE'S HOUSE
Mamalone: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!
Elsa: YOU WERE DRUNK!
Pudding: alright... one more thing for you to take care of, Giogio...
⁉️: oh you might wanna add that I need him to talk to the owner of the casino near the docks, again. I might have done something that caused a woman to sue the whole place and she won🫂
EmoGworl: great, he's a wanted criminal now
IGotTheMilk: speaking of wanted criminals, Prosciutto needs to be bailed out
IGotTheMilk: again
Girlboss: funny cuz you also almost got arrested last week
IGotTheMilk: yeah boss I'm gonna need my money earlier too... sorry about this
NoMilkIce: that sheet of arrest is old though
Girlboss: oh please, these papers are almost as white as your skin
⁉️: I sharted
EmoGworl: good thing Giorno doesn't need to take care of that aksbkqj
MommyShark: he's young he has stamina
Girlboss: yeah but wait until he finds out the cost of the damage Melone caused, cuz Jesus Christ
Mamalone: I swear I'm gonna drink again
Elsa: DIE
GenderfluidMirror: LMFSO
EmoGworl: BRO KEEPS REPEATING THE SAME MISTAKES OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Doraemon: BRO LIVES IN A CONSTANT LOOP OF ALCOHOLISM💀💀
Girlboss: I LOVE LIFE AHAHAHS
TheGoldenSucc: SHUT UP
TheGoldenSucc: GOD EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
Cheese:
EmoGworl:
Girlboss: 😀
IGotTheMilk:
MommyShark:
Pudding:
⁉️:
⁉️: is this a bad time to say that the toilet clogged?☹️
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: apologies
TheGoldenSucc: well then
TheGoldenSucc: fuck you all
TheGoldenSucc: I'm done
TheGoldenSucc: I'm giving each one of you money, and you'll have to work with that
TheGoldenSucc: otherwise, to the street you go
TheGoldenSucc: HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR??
Mamalone: yes boss
Doraemon: I told you he's scary when he's mad
Girlboss: yeah Giogio...
EmoGworl: I love this side of him
TheGoldenSucc: Jesus Christ, am I your mom or something?! That's Bucciarati's job!
MommyShark: he's right, it is
TheGoldenSucc: I mean FUCK, I clean, I study, I boss, I work, I pay, I'm a vampire, I'm autistic, I pay the NA for my fourteen year old brother, I have to keep MY OWN FATHER OUT OF SHIT, I cook, I bail you people out of prison, I give you a place to sleep, I CLEAN AGAIN, I'm an emotional support, I'm ALWAYS there for you when you need me, I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MAID, I'M SIXTEEN GOD DAMN IT
MommyShark: true that
TheGoldenSucc: it's thanks to me that you people are all alive and have all your limbs intact
TheGoldenSucc: and I swear, with God as my witness, that if the next time you come to me for help and it's about paying for your own damage, I AM KICKING EVERYBODY OUT
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Girlboss: ☹️
HatGoesHahaFunny: a
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TheGoldenSucc: and next time you need something, ask Abbacchio
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EmoGworl: OI OI WHY ME?!
Mamalone:
Mamalone: WOW, that's gonna take a lot of make out sessions to calm him down, Fugueto
Pudding: shut up...
Cheese: nah cuz if he screams at me like that irl, I'm going to violently shit myself as a defense mechanism
MommyShark: okay that's it, from now on, if somebody has a problem they come and talk to me
MommyShark: and I'm not going to help you on "accidents"
MommyShark: Melone, I'm giving you a certain amount of money and you'll have to work with that
Mamalone: meh I guess it's fair
Girlboss: HELP
Girlboss: I CAN HEAR HIM IN HIS ROOM TALKING TO HIMSELF LMGAO
Doraemon: IAHSIAJS WHAT IS HE SAYIGN
Girlboss: "YOU WANTED THIS JOB, YOU WANTED A TEAM, YOU WANTED THIS LIFE" HE'S BEEN REPEATING THIS SHIT FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES💀💀💀
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TheGoldenSucc: okay I've calmed down, and I'm willing to h
⁉️: my underwear is on the roof, go get it
TheGoldenSucc:
YOU ARE READING
Passione Groupchat 2
FanfictionContinuation of my first book- Passione Groupchat! Where the crack is on fire (which is ironic, because Giorno is anti drugs-), Narancia is a walking disaster, and everyone is gay! 😃 Enjooyy~💅
